No WONDER I Couldn't Find It

I've been looking all over for the plug to my beard trimmer. It's been a few months since I've cleaned up. I look like a grizzled prospector or something.

I've spent quite a bit of time looking in strange places in my dwelling where I just knew it couldn't possibly be, getting really pissed off.

So when I started looking again this afternoon a few minutes ago, where did I find it?

In the friggin' package with the rest of the accessories.

I think that says volumes about me right there. I'm just not sure what those volumes contain.