Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Hard To Get Rid Of Lying Bastards...
.. of the literal AND figurative varieties.
Too bad Mason Storm wasn't on the case:
Too bad Mason Storm wasn't on the case:
Friday, November 13, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
"Dane Cook Wants to be The Riddler in "Dark Knight" Sequel "
Not one good idea on that page. Stick to "Good Luck Chuck", Dane (if that IS your real name).
That one serious film Cook did sucked donkey balls (can't recall what it was, he blackmailed a serial killer into making him an apprentice). I cannot imagine him bringing anything good to the table for a Batman film.
I don't really care which villain they pick, so long as they have a great writing team to make a good story behind him.
The casting of Catwoman would be a hard one to pull off though. Jolie's a hack skank and Rachel Weiss ain't young or hot enough. And Michelle Pfeiffer was lame.
Besides, everyone knows the only REAL Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt.
Makes you wonder what a good casting would be. An ideal Catwoman would be a young Zeta Jones-ish type. Long, dark hair is a must. No blondes or dyke-hairdos.
But I'm not hopeful since Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal were pretty lame choices too.
I just hope they can keep the badass streak going. And leave Robin the hell out of it.
Not one good idea on that page. Stick to "Good Luck Chuck", Dane (if that IS your real name).
That one serious film Cook did sucked donkey balls (can't recall what it was, he blackmailed a serial killer into making him an apprentice). I cannot imagine him bringing anything good to the table for a Batman film.
I don't really care which villain they pick, so long as they have a great writing team to make a good story behind him.
The casting of Catwoman would be a hard one to pull off though. Jolie's a hack skank and Rachel Weiss ain't young or hot enough. And Michelle Pfeiffer was lame.
Besides, everyone knows the only REAL Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt.
Makes you wonder what a good casting would be. An ideal Catwoman would be a young Zeta Jones-ish type. Long, dark hair is a must. No blondes or dyke-hairdos.
But I'm not hopeful since Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal were pretty lame choices too.
I just hope they can keep the badass streak going. And leave Robin the hell out of it.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
That's Too Freakin' Creepy

I really, really, really hate sharks.
From HERE.
On a semi-related note...
http://fredoneverything.net/Dillinger.shtml
Fred is a treasure. He's an ornery cuss but fun to read. His archives has true interblagger gems stored there.
Labels: sharks
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Dare To Dream...
We already had the Wrestler Governor, so why not the Wrestler VP?Labels: libertarians, liberty
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
I Feel REALLY Bad for the Obamas...
It has to be really hard for the First Affirmative Action Couple living a lie like they do. I mean, they cannot even agree on whether or not Barack/Barry/Mao/Jesus is a bastard or not.
From HERE:
From HERE:
"Barack saw his mother, who was very young and very single when she had him, and he saw her work hard to complete her education and try to raise he and his sister," Michelle Obama said.From the bulldog's comments the same day as the previous quote:
"So in my famous Michelle Obama honesty that sometimes gets me in trouble, I have to say that when Barack approached me, when he was seriously considering this run for president, I said, 'No way. Absolutely not. Please don't.'""Honesty" being when she and her ilk accidentally tell the truth.
Labels: B. Hussein Obama, liars, liberal douchebags, Obama The Magic Negro, stupid people
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
One of Your Favorite Shows Is Likely Kissing Obama's Ass
How pathetic. What a bunch of loser suck-ups.
I'm so glad I don't watch anything but Food Network and Shimmy.
I'm so glad I don't watch anything but Food Network and Shimmy.
Labels: liberal douchebags, stuff that causes drain bamage, stupid people, tv shows
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Star Wars Fans: You Will Never Read Anything More True:
http://xkcd.com/653/
Disclosure: I made it all the way through, but I seriously considered auto-evisceration more than once. (That's as opposed to homo-evisceration, because there weren't any homos handy to disembowel at that time.)I Saw This Happen...
... sort of. I walked over to CVS and Panera from work instead of riding the cycle because I thought it would be quicker than walking to the parking lot and then riding over and then back.
Turns out I'm wrong and it would have been quicker to ride.
But if I had, I wouldn't have got to see it happen.
I was walking on 56th Street and heard a loud rumble. I think I felt the ground shake. I thought it was thunder. Then I saw the HUGE pillar of smoke from north by northwest. I figured it had to be at least 2 miles out.
http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11364982#

I got up to my office and checked the news and sure enough: Explosion! At I465 & I69. Propane tanker. Over 3 miles as the crow flies and the ground shook that far out. Not as bad as the aftershocks from the earthquake a few years back, but still!
Gallery here:
http://photos.indystar.com/galleries/7720-i-69-i-465-explosion-from-readers-and-star-staff#id=7720&num=19
Thanks to some very brave men and a shitload of luck, no fatalities.
Turns out I'm wrong and it would have been quicker to ride.
But if I had, I wouldn't have got to see it happen.
I was walking on 56th Street and heard a loud rumble. I think I felt the ground shake. I thought it was thunder. Then I saw the HUGE pillar of smoke from north by northwest. I figured it had to be at least 2 miles out.
http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11364982#

I got up to my office and checked the news and sure enough: Explosion! At I465 & I69. Propane tanker. Over 3 miles as the crow flies and the ground shook that far out. Not as bad as the aftershocks from the earthquake a few years back, but still!
Gallery here:
http://photos.indystar.com/galleries/7720-i-69-i-465-explosion-from-readers-and-star-staff#id=7720&num=19
Thanks to some very brave men and a shitload of luck, no fatalities.
Labels: KABLOOEEE
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Was Princess Bride's Score in D-Minor?
Dude! I just found out the evil six-fingered Count Regen in "Princess Bride" is Christopher Guest! As in "Spinal Tap"'s Nigel Tufnel!
I can't believe I never made that connection before.
That's all.
I can't believe I never made that connection before.
That's all.
Labels: movies
Sunday, October 18, 2009
If only for a brief moment, I'll Call Him "My Man Mitch"
“What has become of America, when Chicago can't steal an election?” - Mitch Daniels regarding the Olympics hosting debacle.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Those Damn Lying Africans From 2004!!!!
http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm
Hat tip to Nate. Nuff said.
Hat tip to Nate. Nuff said.
Labels: B. Hussein Obama, liars, liberal douchebags, Obama The Magic Negro
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
American Newspapers SUCK!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2676447/Scouse-girls-34E-boobs-are-the-biggest-in-Britain-new-study-finds.html
In other odd news... radioactive rabbit poo!
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/plutonium-production-site-host.html#
What US paper would even START to write on such a subject?"GIRLS from the Kop have a lot up top - after research revealed they boast the biggest boobs in Britain"
In other odd news... radioactive rabbit poo!
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/plutonium-production-site-host.html#
And in other movie news "It Might Get Loud" is coming to our town's Landmark theater on October 9th.
This one should be worth it just for Jimmy Page alone. I have no clue what Jack Stripe's about, but the Edge does some interesting things with effects and sound.
Can't wait!
UPDATE: from John-O: "10/23...or maybe 10/30. We just don't know."
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! (My Charlie Brown impression.)
This one should be worth it just for Jimmy Page alone. I have no clue what Jack Stripe's about, but the Edge does some interesting things with effects and sound.
Can't wait!
UPDATE: from John-O: "10/23...or maybe 10/30. We just don't know."
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! (My Charlie Brown impression.)
Friday, October 09, 2009
Okay, Now It's Just FUCKING Ridiculous...
THE FUCKING PEACE PRIZE?
"I thought the Onion had taken over The Drudge Report." - a guy at Vox' blog. No fucking joke, you can't parody this bullshit.
Of course, they gave it to a terrorist (Arafat), so why the hell not a criminal impostor warmonger?
I guess I'm a terrorist sympathizer because the Taliban gets it right:
What a legacy... kill babies with remote drones and win peace prizes. Fun for the whole world!
UPDATE: Oh, it gets even better! Wow. 12 days to win the Nobel Prize for doing... nothing.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/10/09/tommy-seno-obama-nobel-prize-win/
Classic comedy from Vox':
Commenter 1: They are padding his resume for some reason.
Commenter 2: He'll be looking for a job in 2012?
Fonzie: "I have been nominated and accepted the Nobel peace prize for proving that it is possible to co-habitate in the oceans with Sharks, by utilizing a method of being temporarily airborne."
"I thought the Onion had taken over The Drudge Report." - a guy at Vox' blog. No fucking joke, you can't parody this bullshit.
Of course, they gave it to a terrorist (Arafat), so why the hell not a criminal impostor warmonger?
I guess I'm a terrorist sympathizer because the Taliban gets it right:
"The Nobel prize for peace? Obama should have won the 'Nobel Prize for escalating violence and killing civilians'," he told Reuters by telephone from an undisclosed location.Sick fucking irony... check out the list of US Presidents that have won previously:
Obama is the fourth U.S. president to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize after Jimmy Carter won in 2002, Woodrow Wilson picked it up in 1919 and Theodore Roosevelt was chosen for the 1906 prize.Wilson engineered our entry into THE GREAT WAR. Teddy was an imperialist conqueror. Jimmy Carter probably leaves a slime trail (Yeah, I know. But I can't think of any war type stuff he pulled off... successfully anyway).
What a legacy... kill babies with remote drones and win peace prizes. Fun for the whole world!
UPDATE: Oh, it gets even better! Wow. 12 days to win the Nobel Prize for doing... nothing.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/10/09/tommy-seno-obama-nobel-prize-win/
Classic comedy from Vox':
Commenter 1: They are padding his resume for some reason.
Commenter 2: He'll be looking for a job in 2012?
Fonzie: "I have been nominated and accepted the Nobel peace prize for proving that it is possible to co-habitate in the oceans with Sharks, by utilizing a method of being temporarily airborne."
Labels: B. Hussein Obama, liberal douchebags, Obama The Magic Negro, stupid people
Thursday, October 08, 2009
DEA-enforced Censorship... Where's The Squawking?
http://www.dosenation.com/listing.php?id=6678
I'm not a fan of the show as House is (was?) a jerk and I just plain didn't like how the show was written.
But I have heard zero about this except on LewRockwell.com. I cannot help but imagine the thought processes of those keeping quiet about this.
The DEA flexes its muscles to the point where it feels within its rights to infringe on the writing of a fucking TV show... one has to wonder just how often this happens if it's not noteworthy at this point.
I also wonder if the DEA gives kickbacks to shows that take the other side? I specifically remember Frank Pembleton on NBC's Homicide going after a hospice doctor that helped patients die.
Hey, maybe someone could dig up how this all started under the last administration and therefore it's all Jorge Busho's fault?
Then maybe it would get a little coverage in our "watchdog" media.
In OTHER drug-related news... awww fuck... just legalize the damn weed already!
We ALL know it's happening sooner or later. Just get it over with and let industry capitalize on hemp cloth, paper and biodiesel.
I'm not a fan of the show as House is (was?) a jerk and I just plain didn't like how the show was written.
But I have heard zero about this except on LewRockwell.com. I cannot help but imagine the thought processes of those keeping quiet about this.
The DEA flexes its muscles to the point where it feels within its rights to infringe on the writing of a fucking TV show... one has to wonder just how often this happens if it's not noteworthy at this point.
I also wonder if the DEA gives kickbacks to shows that take the other side? I specifically remember Frank Pembleton on NBC's Homicide going after a hospice doctor that helped patients die.
Hey, maybe someone could dig up how this all started under the last administration and therefore it's all Jorge Busho's fault?
Then maybe it would get a little coverage in our "watchdog" media.
In OTHER drug-related news... awww fuck... just legalize the damn weed already!
We ALL know it's happening sooner or later. Just get it over with and let industry capitalize on hemp cloth, paper and biodiesel.
Excellent Column Today
Dr. Thomas Sowell's Random Thoughts
BTW: The man is an incredible writer. "Basic Economics" is a great primer if you've never read up on the subject. And if you like scholarly works, "Knowledge and Decisions" is a fascinating read.
My own random thought? How about: "Why do I love the mini tacos when they don't love me back?"
BTW: The man is an incredible writer. "Basic Economics" is a great primer if you've never read up on the subject. And if you like scholarly works, "Knowledge and Decisions" is a fascinating read.
My own random thought? How about: "Why do I love the mini tacos when they don't love me back?"
Labels: books, dr. thomas sowell
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Fake cherry popping?
"Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it".
How fucked up is this? Fake cherry popping? What's next? Fake boobs?
My favorite part is this:
"Gigimo's Web site provides stilted instructions in English for the first-time user of the fake hymen."
FIRST TIME USERS? How many times is the bitch gonna use it?
Actually, I completely agree with the Eygptians opposing this item. It can pretty much only be used for fraudulent activities. Its novelty uses are pretty limited.
How fucked up is this? Fake cherry popping? What's next? Fake boobs?
My favorite part is this:
"Gigimo's Web site provides stilted instructions in English for the first-time user of the fake hymen."
FIRST TIME USERS? How many times is the bitch gonna use it?
Actually, I completely agree with the Eygptians opposing this item. It can pretty much only be used for fraudulent activities. Its novelty uses are pretty limited.
"Where the banshees live and they do live well"
Fox News rocks.
Not because of truth or good reporting. Or even newsbabes in short skirts. mmmmm.....
But simply because while setting up a piece on a new discovery at Stonehenge yesterday, they used Spinal Tap's Stonehenge song and I thought of midgets dancing around a 10" foam Stonehenge model.
Not because of truth or good reporting. Or even newsbabes in short skirts. mmmmm.....
But simply because while setting up a piece on a new discovery at Stonehenge yesterday, they used Spinal Tap's Stonehenge song and I thought of midgets dancing around a 10" foam Stonehenge model.
Labels: fox news, stonehenge
I'm Better Than Kreskin!
THE INDIANA (INDIANAPOLIS?) FEVER ARE ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
It's halftime right now... Fever down by two points.
And now I will use my amazing predictive abilities here... IF the Fever wins the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP:
1 - Instead of overturning cars, someone will overturn a magazine to look for their keys.
2 - Instead of burning down a neighborhood, some guy will light a candle cuz he thinks it will help him get laid.
3 - Instead of guys rioting downtown about the Fever, they'll get together and yell at a bar to watch the baseball playoffs.
4 - Someone will rob a liquor store. Cuz that happens everyday anyway.
5 - 75% of Indianapolis will not even notice. But 98% of our dyke population will, because they're sporting mullets in the Conseco Fieldhouse crowd as we speak.
It's halftime right now... Fever down by two points.
And now I will use my amazing predictive abilities here... IF the Fever wins the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP:
1 - Instead of overturning cars, someone will overturn a magazine to look for their keys.
2 - Instead of burning down a neighborhood, some guy will light a candle cuz he thinks it will help him get laid.
3 - Instead of guys rioting downtown about the Fever, they'll get together and yell at a bar to watch the baseball playoffs.
4 - Someone will rob a liquor store. Cuz that happens everyday anyway.
5 - 75% of Indianapolis will not even notice. But 98% of our dyke population will, because they're sporting mullets in the Conseco Fieldhouse crowd as we speak.
Labels: basketball, lesbos, sports, women
Monday, October 05, 2009
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Why You Should Read Vox Day's Blog...
Vox rips the Irish people for voting to join the European Union... and Jamie R responds:
Labels: Europe, stupid people, the Irish, totalitarian assholes, Vox Day



