What an Strange Day...

Me IM'ing someone @ work today:

ME [9:15 AM]:
someone at (Tech Support) is telling other (Tech Support) folks I have a boot error and I'm in Columbus, Ohio. What an odd things.
ME [9:15 AM]:
cuz...... I don't have a boot error. My boots are at home.
ME [9:15 AM]:
and I'm pretty sure I don't work in Columbus, Ohio.


Later, my friend Sam was helpful. We had a pitch-in and someone brought in chicken wings. I
asked where they came from. He says "Dead chickens".

Then in the afternoon, I was over on the next cube row. And I really had to fart. So I looked around and no one was looking my way except for the deaf guy. And I'm figured "It's okay cuz he can't hear it anyway". So I put a goofy look on my face while I tried to let it out quietly. Then I started fanning my bottom to disperse the smell.

And THEN I realized, hey... he's deaf.

Not blind.

And he's been watching me the whole time. With a confused look on his face.

I really, really, really need help.