A Seriously Sad Way To Look At Things...

When looking back on the Ford years (both of 'em), be sure to stress what
he didn't do:

Gerald Ford never OKed illegal wiretapping

Gerald Ford never had to kill a rabbit with an oar

Gerald Ford never traded arms for hostages

Gerald Ford never aid "Read my lips, no new taxes"

Gerald Ford never got a blowjob from a chunky intern

Gerald Ford never got a blowjob - period

Gerald Ford never managed to run up the greatest national debt in our
history