Monday, February 14, 2011

Superman IS a dick!

Kal-El goes back in time to save the mediocre-at-best-looking Lois Lane after she's offed.

Okay, he's thinking with his penis. Fine.

But why does it not occur to him to go back in time even MORE and save Krypton?

Am I missing something?

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4 Comments:

Blogger Larry said...

Because he wasn't the one controlling his trip back in to time. It was the reformed Braniac.

12:03 AM, February 15, 2011  
Blogger IndyGuy77 said...

Allow me to clarify: I was writing about the first late 70's era film with Christopher Reeve.

If you were too, I'm lost.

12:28 AM, February 15, 2011  
Blogger Daniel Eness said...

Because his super powers are (or were back then) literally temporal. As a native Kryptonian, his powers would be relatively weak there, even if he could go back in time.

1:28 PM, March 02, 2011  
Blogger IndyGuy77 said...

Okay, I don't get the "temporal" thing.

But yeah, he'd lose his powers closing in on the red sun.

So he should have gone back in time and made a spaceship. THEN flown to Krypton!

6:12 PM, March 02, 2011  

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