Nice To Know Precisely Who Profited From The TSA's Thieving...

These bastards!

The funny part is that the first sentence:

"Did you kiss your corkscrew goodbye at Boston's Logan International Airport?"

Hell YES I did! Two years ago. Too funny, that coincidence.

The TSAssholes stole a Lobster-claw corkscrew and some other little trinkets from my checked-in luggage. Yeah, I'll use THAT to kill the crew!

Idiots.