Saturday, April 28, 2007

Is It Illegal To Shoot The Ice Cream Man?

He's parked in front of my house, playing a bad version of "Fur Elise" on his very loud loudspeaker.

Hardly a cheerful tune for the kids to connect with the ice cream man.

I hate the ice cream man.

One, he plays his music too loud and annoys me.

Two, he reminds me of all the times as a kid I didn't have the dough to get anything from him.

Bastards. All of them. Just bastards.

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Blogger Shane M. White said...

So, let me get this straight...

Because YOU had NO CLUE to how to budget and/or save ANY of your money from comics and G.I. Joes - NOW, YOU hate the Ice Cream Man, how only WANTED to provide for you???

It's NOT his fault that you're so pathetic with your finances. Hmmm... I think that still applies today. Bought anything on eBay recently?

6:30 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger mmaier2112 said...

Gee... Crash your 40th Ann. Mustang yet?

12:46 AM, May 02, 2007  

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