Wednesday, July 11, 2007

In The Middle Of A Downward Spiral...

This month I'm setting a personal record for interest paid on my accounts at work (bad thing, BTW). And I'm not even done with my APRIL accounts!

So I look at my new pay statement this morning. And I got 3 free paid days off awarded to me? (Read that with this voice: "I'm... Ron Burgundy?" It's funnier that way.)

Your federal tax dollars at work. Or... in this case, NOT at work.

I am so confused.

EDIT: I found out that a good deal of folks at work got the 24 bonus hours too. I don't know if it was everyone, but that would be typical of how our managers do things. I can honestly say if I'd been EX-cluded from getting the bonus, I'd have fully understood.

8 Comments:

Blogger Wonder Woman said...

Blond eh?

Peace be with you...and your confusion *read that, in a zen/yoga tone*

9:17 AM, July 11, 2007  
Blogger mmaier2112 said...

I'm not blond.

And it's THE WORLD that doesn't make sense.

9:30 AM, July 11, 2007  
Blogger Iara Alencar said...

Ola. I am Brazilian, vi voce in blog Vox. I thus found vox in the Internet of the nothing. You are very confused, but I liked them there citations it side. In the truth, I you trying to learn English, then enter in blogs English and go trying to read and to translate, is dificil. Kisses.

1:31 PM, July 11, 2007  
Blogger mmaier2112 said...

As I just said...

2:36 PM, July 11, 2007  
Blogger Wonder Woman said...

She has a nice rack by the look of things...go with "the rack" when all else makes no sense!

8:17 PM, July 11, 2007  
Blogger mmaier2112 said...

See? You wily women use your racks for EVIL instead of good.

I knew it. I'm about done with the lot of ya. I'll just reproduce by mitosis or something.

8:23 PM, July 11, 2007  
Blogger Wonder Woman said...

And how much fun would that be, really?

EXACTLY.

We're worth every moment of insanity.

I promise :)

9:11 PM, July 12, 2007  
Blogger mmaier2112 said...

Yeah, but YOU'RE TAKEN!

Guess I better go find one that ain't, with low standards and a high tolerance for cunnilingually-induced orgasms.

10:38 PM, July 12, 2007  

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