From Scrubs...

"JD: I could spend the rest of my life with Lauren, or at least with her tushy, I just want to wash it, is that weird?"

Leaving that question aside, I heard this quote. And now I cannot STOP thinking about washing various hotties' asses. With a loofa... with a big sponge... with my bare hands. It's distracting. VERY distracting.

It's making me less productive at work. I'm starting to worry about myself.