Too Troo

Posted on Bungie.Net's Halo:Reach Forum (I was venting a bit.)


Posted by: JediEkim

If I can get a single intelligent response from the AI in today's campaign challenge, I'd love to know how.

I just love being blown up and run over by the skank Kat. It's better than a barrel full of retarded monkeys.

Posted by: Shadow 13th

Kat ran you over? That's your fault buddy. If you let a woman drive and she failed I would say that Bungie's AI programming is spot on!

It's Funny Because It's True (Love)

"This is what they call 'true love', apparently. Something I've always felt is indistinguishable from brain damage."

Just happened across this quote. And liked it a lot.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1924-Shadow-of-the-Colossus

Simply Glorious...

DEEP Thoughts....

So if she swallows, does that make her half-cannibal?

Cum Right Up, Skanks... er, Ladies!

(Hat tip to Vox, referring to this Maurron Dowd piece.)

I love it. Love that these pigs did it, that they embraced it and that they were revealed.

This shows EXACTLY the legacy of "female sexual empowerment" with zero pretense.


These girls are cum dumpsters to these males. Nothing more.

At least these predators aren't deluding themselves.

I wish every woman would read this and realize this is what she most likely is to every player out there. Points on a sheet. Notches on the bedpost.

Not a cherished, special soulmate. Not an empowered, sexually-charged woman. A wet hole to be used to jerk off into.

These girls were targeted to be as used as the (maybe) condoms these jerks would wear.

Welcum to your skank future, ladies. It's exactly what you and your mothers asked for.

Now We Have Affirmative Action for Raghead Beauty Contestants?

Cuz our new likely suicide bomber Miss USA sure ain't da bomb.

What a STUPID Contest!

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Mall_slammed_over_bra_contest

Every guy worth his salt knows you remove the bra one-handed from the broad's FRONT! Sure you could re-train yourself to do it from the back but why bother?

Hmmm... 8 bras in one minute... that's 7.5 seconds per. That would be tough, especially if they're not all the same model and you have to move from one to the next.

Honestly, I doubt I'd get them all. I'd probably get at least 6 though.

Comedy Gold Indeed...

"This rape couldn't be funnier even if you added the Benny Hill theme to it." - Markku

"Sir, I must disagree with you. EVERYTHING is funnier when you add the Benny Hill theme (yakety sax)." - ArcaneRhino

More fun HERE.

Okay, This is NOT a "Bikini"

It might be nice to look at, but it's not a bikini.

From HERE.

It's also sure as hell not worth $30 million.

She should take it off immediately.


Another headline from that site:

"Black males entertain Russian female prisoners."

I didn't feel like finding out just "how" they were entertaining anyone. This is a very strange world.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

http://www.funreports.com/fun/19-11-2008/1539-obama-0

“Why does Barack Obama have Polish roots? Because his grandfather ate a Polish missionary.”

I couldn't make that up if I tried... too funny.

Comedy Gold, It Is.

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2010/02/just-friends.html

Too damn deserved and hilarious.

American Newspapers SUCK!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2676447/Scouse-girls-34E-boobs-are-the-biggest-in-Britain-new-study-finds.html

"GIRLS from the Kop have a lot up top - after research revealed they boast the biggest boobs in Britain"

What US paper would even START to write on such a subject?

In other odd news... radioactive rabbit poo!

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/plutonium-production-site-host.html#

BRILLIANT!

Hat tip to JACIII.

Fake cherry popping?

"Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it".

How fucked up is this? Fake cherry popping? What's next? Fake boobs?

My favorite part is this:
"Gigimo's Web site provides stilted instructions in English for the first-time user of the fake hymen."

FIRST TIME USERS? How many times is the bitch gonna use it?

Actually, I completely agree with the Eygptians opposing this item. It can pretty much only be used for fraudulent activities. Its novelty uses are pretty limited.

I'm Better Than Kreskin!

THE INDIANA (INDIANAPOLIS?) FEVER ARE ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

It's halftime right now... Fever down by two points.

And now I will use my amazing predictive abilities here... IF the Fever wins the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP:

1 - Instead of overturning cars, someone will overturn a magazine to look for their keys.

2 - Instead of burning down a neighborhood, some guy will light a candle cuz he thinks it will help him get laid.

3 - Instead of guys rioting downtown about the Fever, they'll get together and yell at a bar to watch the baseball playoffs.

4 - Someone will rob a liquor store. Cuz that happens everyday anyway.

5 - 75% of Indianapolis will not even notice. But 98% of our dyke population will, because they're sporting mullets in the Conseco Fieldhouse crowd as we speak.

Hey... Nawww... I Won't Ask...

HALF-Jungle Feva?

From HERE.

Poor Nobama... youz gonnza beez in da doghouse fo' sho' when King Kong's baby sista see dat! Sheeeeeeet, muthafucka...

Fucking CLASSIC that Reuters ran that pic.

Women!

That's all. Nothing else to say here. Just "Women!".

Go back to your routine now.

The Hotties Are DEFINITELY Out of Hibernation...

I ran into way too many hotties, cuties and lovelies while putting about 100 miles on my Ninja today.

This input leads me to...

CONCLUSION: I need to get myself a wife.

PROBLEM: I'm an anti-social, lazy jerk.

QUERY: Anyone have any ideas on how to trick a hot 18 year old Christian tattoo&piercing-less Asian nympho into becoming my wife?

... yeah... me neither.

Maybe one like this:

Actual USEFUL Stem Cell Research!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article5993187.ece

And on a semi-related note (okay, it's a stretch...) :
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9737SJ00&show_article=1

I have to admit that's a bright side of a recession/depression/whatever. The more chicks going into the stripping industry, the more competition for those jobs. Hopefully, that means WAY hotter strippers. And isn't that what we all want anyway?

More Kid Gloves for da Bitches...

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article975924.ece

So a guy removes a woman from his truck without harming anyone, gets physically assaulted and it's all HIS fault.

Bloody fucking typical.

Now I have little sympathy for this guy. He should have been a stand-up dude and just gotten rid of this broad before banging someone else.

But after reading how a woman that shot her husband in the head, KILLED HIM, and then got off with probation cuz "she had an accidental discharge"... it sure does seem like open season on men in this country. With the full approval of the "justice" system.

I suppose I should have sympathy for the accidental murderess. After all: she's a widow, right?

It worked for the Menendez brothers... What the FUCK is wrong with this planet?