Two Reasons To Love Food Network

It gets better towards the end.

"Fruit is the best desert." Yeah, I have a hankering for melons myself.

I actually like her show and her recipes. But I must admit that those reasons are really distracting. Ever since I noticed how much those reasons are used, I have had a lot of trouble watching the actual COOKING.

Reminds me of how I felt when I realized Hooters uses the orange bottoms to MAKE me stare at the waitresses' asses. Just... used and dirty. But in a good way.