Fake cherry popping?

"Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it".

How fucked up is this? Fake cherry popping? What's next? Fake boobs?

My favorite part is this:
"Gigimo's Web site provides stilted instructions in English for the first-time user of the fake hymen."

FIRST TIME USERS? How many times is the bitch gonna use it?

Actually, I completely agree with the Eygptians opposing this item. It can pretty much only be used for fraudulent activities. Its novelty uses are pretty limited.