Saturday, March 22, 2008

Yeah, That WOULD Be Overkill....

So I'm talking to a friend this morning about wanting a shotgun.

"What do you need one for?"

"Well in case I need to shoot someone." (My standard answer nowadays.)

"You can use your handgun."

"Well what if I'm dead tired and only half awake? It's easier to hit your target with a shotgun. Plus, I can use it for hunting. With either shot or as a slug gun."

"A slug gun? You use a shotgun for that?"

"Sure."

"Really?"

"Yeeeeaaaahhh... what's the big deal? You use a slug instead of shot."

"Oh... I thought you meant shooting slugs in your garden."


More slug-gy goodness HERE and HERE.

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Blogger Jason L. Maier said...

I almost spit my drink on the work computer...I didn't see the end of the joke coming.

10:53 PM, March 22, 2008  

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