Good Times...

http://www.reverendfun.com/add_toon_info.php?date=20110815&language=en

I must admit: I LOVE this site. It's silly and fun, but in a respectful manner. It's a great combination. As silly as it is, I feel 100% safe recommending it to anyone.

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Good stuffis HERE (and the mouse-over stuff is great too, so click on the link!)

Piss on Nobama anyway

Courtesy of Lew Rockwell.com

“You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start,” says Doug French.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

A few of these are just recycled Clinton jokes. But they're still funny.

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THIS SITE is actually pretty good. A few had me literally LOL'ing. The Hindenburg one in particular.

BRILLIANT!

Hat tip to JACIII.

Only Posting This For the "Nom Nom Nom"

There sure is a lot of goofy crap on teh tubez. Some more:

My New Browser Homepage?

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Maybe... just maybe...

The internet really rocks at times.

Silly Fun In Drumming.

Almost Puked From Laughing

LAWDY! IT BE WAFFLE-RIFFIC!

More tasty goodness.

Barack Me Obamadeus! and order your waffles HERE.

Feminist Self-Parody At Its Best:

HERE
and
HERE
and
HERE (part 2 of the second link)

"demolishing the feminist myth of Joss Whedon". Now, I find a lot of Whedon's stuff to be purely juvenile crap at times. He's a lazy writer with an often adolescent mentality. That, and the dialog on the final episode of Buffy is just pukifying at times. But his work has its moments and overall, his shows are worth watching.

But THESE bits of ranting about Firefly's shortcomings are just comedic gold. I LOL'd quite a bit at the lengths to which this goofus reaches.

If these are any indication, I bet reading doctoral theses from Wymyn's Studies students is downright gut-busting.

Political Debates WORTH Watching!

My Sentiments Exactly

Lucie: It's totally weird that Old Spice uses Doogie Howser in those new commercials.
Nate: Why? Because he came out?
Lucie: Yeah!
Nate: Why should that matter?
Lucie: Old Spice is the deodorant for straight guys!
Nate: Huh? Then what the fuck deodorant is the deodorant for gay guys?
Maria: Secret?
-On essential coverups

http://www.pointsincase.com/quotes

Next thing you know, Bruce Campbell will come out. I think the world just might end if that happens. He's my hero.

more goodness:

"I'm not like those other guys.... I respect you bitches!
-Cricket, almost nailing the pick-up line


Cody: So yeah, ET scared the shit out of me, with him all runnin' around and that stupid glowing probe finger.
Dime: When I saw Jaws it scared me. I was afraid to walk down the alley by my house 'cause I thought the shark was going to jump on me.
Cody: Ain't you from Illinois?
Dime: Yeah.
Cody: That's officially the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.
-Breaking new ground on stupid fears

Cuz it would make a difference if he was scared of sharks in the alleys of Miami?
Moving on...

Aunt Julie: Darlene, it's okay that your daughter is a lesbian. She's still your daughter, and you'll always have to love her for who she is.
Aunt Joan: I know it's hard to accept right now, and it's going to take some time, but she'll always be Larissa.
Uncle Scott: And just think, she doesn't need condoms. She needs a bib.
-An awkward coming out with the family


K Si: If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Mikey: Midget porn!
Joe K: Amputee strippers!!
TK: Retards!!!
-Not getting the whole "rhetorical thing"

I can so very much see this one happening:
Documentary Narrator: ...and these conjoined twins have lived together for 4 decades.
Frank: What happens when one dies before the other?
Wendy: South Park happens.
-On timely follow-ups

Phil: I'm so sick and tired of people not understanding what I'm talking about!
Manny: What do you mean?
-Walking in at the wrong time

I want to say something for this next one, but I'm drawing a major blank.

Jon: Steve works here right?
Frank: Yeah, but how the hell are we going to find him in a supermarket this huge? Wait, Steve's quarter Jew right?
Jon: Yeah.
Frank: So we drop a penny on the ground, wait for 4 times as long as a normal Jew, and Steve will show up.
-On the law of attraction

More Retarded Humour

Cheating Wife - Watch more funny videos here

Yo Joe!

or something...

Hmmmmm.... Something's AFOOT In Canada

HERE.

Some weirdo is running around, leaving feet in the waters of British Columbia. They better toe the line and be careful, or the perp will walk. After all, each foot is the sole piece of evidence for each offense. You don't want your evidence to walk away. And if all the evidence was buried at once, it would be six feet under.

My brother Jason said about this case "Watch out for those ankle biters!" Personally, I think the killer could be a pedophile. After all, getting away with it so far is one mean feat.

A Bit Of Blegging...

MOVED UP!

Anyone know anyone that has the OLD Bob & Tom CD's, prior to 1992? I have Airheads, Motorheads, Find My Keys And We'll Drive Out and some other really old ones, but not the very first ones.

And the used ones are going for FAR too much on Evilbay. So if anyone knows anyone that might have them and be willing to dupe them for me, let me know.

If the WFBQ dumbasses would just re-issue the damn things, I'd buy them up. Retards.

John Mayer is a Douchebag...

...and one funny bastard. I'm probably way late in discovering this, but it's still funny.

john-mayer-is-an-insufferable-douchebag

I already like the dude for "Two Guys and a Cup" (previously mentioned on this blog) but I have to tip my hat to the dude again.

My Gin Has a Hat!

See?



This Broker's is a pretty nice gin. I chilled the bottle and had a shot. I cannot wait to try it in a martini. Alas! I have no olives...

Anyway, the main reason I made this post was because the website for this gin has a joke page and this was on it:

Charles Dickens goes into a bar: "I'd like a martini, please."
Bartender: "Certainly, sir. Olive or twist?"

I love that joke! It has a beginning, it has a middle, it has a punch! Okay, not really a middle, but... okay, I'll shut up now.

Some more Brit humour (note the Olde Englishh spelllinge):

Man: 'Do you serve women in this bar?'
Barman: 'No sir, you have to bring your own.'

Ted: 'Every time I get a bad cold I buy a bottle of gin, and take it home. Within an hour it's completely gone.'
Paul: 'What, the cold?'
Ted: 'No, the gin.'

"I've gone on a gin and tonic diet. I've lost two days already!"

I Like This Too...

"Oh my God! If ignorance is bliss, your life must be a fucking orgasm!"
-J.C., to the dumb girl he was no longer trying to pick up

http://www.pointsincase.com/quotes/2008/march/26-31.htm

More stoopidity:

Anna: Don't touch me.
Christian: I thought that was my foot.
Anna: Christian!
Christian: Oh, I guess that's not my vagina either.
-On honest mistakes

Courtney: So Tanya went into this sex shop today, and she was telling me about this dildo called "THE CHALLENGE." I kid you not, she said that it was black, two feet long and as wide as a large can of green beans.
Crystal: Holy shit!!! Green beans come in a can?!?!
-On truly shocking information

"Um, I think she's at class."
-Tayler, offering her best cover explanation for where her roommate was at 3am on Saturday when the boyfriend called
(Anatomy 301?)

Rick: My little brother is autistic.
Erin: Yeah, well my brother has down syndrome.
Scotty: Well, all my friends are retarded.
-We have a winner

OUCH!
Hannah: Sam, I'm pregnant with your baby.
Sam (watching baseball): And it is OUTTA here! (turns to Hannah) Just like you.
-Sam getting his priorities all mixed up

"See that pool out there? ...That's the pool."
-Travis, master tour guide

I Love The Internets. Part Deux.

And this:



Youz gozta knows howzta treat dem bitches!