Nick Swisher is taking Fucking Faggot Lessons From A-Rod

"Waaaaaahhhhhhhh! It hit my SHIRT!"

What a fucking douche!

Almost as good as that cocksucking A-Rod trying to FAKE a foul ball catch last night. The fucking Skankees just cannot help themselves. I hope those fucking cunts choke on their own vomit.

Fuck those cunts.

And fuck those faggot Yankee fans. I saw a dipshit kid with a PINK Yankees shirt on. Does he even know he's gay yet?

(Kids, THIS is why you don't drink 100 proof whiskey.)