Okay, THIS Rap Is Pretty Cool

And My Theorum Proves True Again...

I have this theory: if a rap songs lyrics are clearly audible you will hear either "Fuck" or "Nigger" in less than ten seconds.

This car just passed by my house and I heard "nigger" in less than two seconds.

My theory has proven right every damn time.

Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks. Rap sucks dirty balls.

My favorite: I was waiting at a red light and having this illiterate-looking thug wanna-be pull up next to me. His radio's vibrating my molars and he had two very small chil'en in the back seat. And his crackwhore in the front.

One of the rhyme couplets of his rap song ended in "Primatine Mist". It was quite surreal, because I couldn't understand anything the rapper was going on about. But that line stood out and was perfectly audible.

Too strange.

So Shane Asks...

"So, after getting your email, I have to ask: WHAT is up with you and this current addiction to Vanilla Ice????

Plus, this video is NOT as good as the scene from the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze". They tried, by cutting in shots of the Turtles, but nothing beats watching Tokka and Rahzar in the scene..."

I really have no idea why "Ice, Ice Baby" is stuck in my skull nonstop these past few days. It's beyond annoying. The only plus side is that when I relate the "lyrics" to those around me, it generally really annoys them.

Then I made the mistake of looking on YouTube for "Bring Da Noise" by Anthrax and Public Enemy. So I have two rap songs rattling in my head incessantly. I really do hate it, but what can you do for relief other than crank some metal?