Another Reason Why Cops Seriously Suck

(As if I don't have more than enough already...)

link

Long story short: Iraq War veteran gunned down for no fucking reason by stupid corrupt motherfucking cops.

I hope all the bastards involved in the shooting and the cover-up end up on the business end of a sawed-off shotgun sooner than later. And if I ever see the cops converging, I'm videotaping that shit, even if I think the neighbors are drug dealers. At least drug dealing is a somewhat honest way to make a living.

Make Sure Your Hors D’œuvres Are Scottish Eggs!

"Sodalak’s Original Country Inn, Snook, Texas. Firemen’s Favorite This restaurant is known around the world for having the fattiest specialty dish - chicken fried bacon. This is fatty bacon, breaded in a mixture of pork fat and breading, fried in bacon drippings, and served with a heaping bowl of cream gravy. I am not aware of any graduating class at TEEX that didn’t pronounce it their favorite dish."

From here.

BTW: Scottish Eggs are hard-boiled eggs, wrapped in sausage, breaded then deep-fried and served with hot mustard.

I ate two of them and then had gas that made ME sick the next day. Highly recommended.

It Might Be Like Ron Paul With Tourette's!!

http://www.sobran.com/columns/2007/070308.shtml

"Imagine a presidential hopeful buying TV time to look us in the eye and say, “Listen up, you faggots.” Such a man could bring this country together. He’d be assured of plenty of media buzz. He might be harder to ignore than, say, Louis Farrakhan."

Funny article.

But What The Article Doesn't Tell You...

is that her body was SMOKING!!

(I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO going straight to hell...)

Houston, TX (AHN) - The 27-year-old man accused of murdering his 19-year-old ex-girlfriend and then burning her dismembered body on his patio grill made his first court appearance on Monday. According to authorities, Timothy Wayne Shepherd has confessed to strangling Tynesha Stewart, a college freshman, because he was annoyed over her new relationship."

The worst is one of my labels for this post.

I Must Conduct A Self-Assessment...

...on my cooking skills. The cornbread that I made is bone-dry and crumbly as... well... the subject of my next blog entry.

Great News!

The presale for the Dyke-O-Rama (AKA The WNBA) started today!

A Pope With Balls???

Whoda thunkit? Not me. I thought these Tall-Hat dorks were busy kissing the Koran.

"A furious Pope Benedict unleashed a bitter attack during a sermon while on a visit to a parish church and said: "Hell exists and there is eternal punishment for those who sin and do not repent.""

Now if he actually comes out and says all Islamomorons are going to burn for not buying the Old J.C. Fire Insurance, I'll be REALLY impressed.

I can fix this one! Break out the tear gas and flame throwers...

From here.

"Like most of their neighbors in the sprawling, ramshackle Oasis Mobile Home Park, the Aguilars have no heat, no hot water. On cold nights, the family of eight stays warm by bundling up in layers of sweaters and sleeps packed together in two tiny rooms.

Bathing is a luxury that requires using valuable propane to boil gallons of water. So the farmworker clan spends a lot of time dirty."

"Jose and his family live in a world few ever see, a vast poverty born in hundreds of trailer parks strung like a shabby necklace across the eastern Coachella Valley.

Out here — just a few miles from world-class golf resorts, private hunting clubs and polo fields — half-naked children toddle barefoot through mud and filth while packs of feral dogs prowl piles of garbage nearby.

Thick smoke from mountains of burning trash drifts through broken windows. People — sometimes 30 or more — are crammed into trailers with no heat, no air-conditioning, undrinkable water, flickering power and plumbing that breaks down for weeks or months at a time."

That doesn't inspire these bean-eating wetbacks to leave? Guess Messico's a bigger shithole than I thought.

Yup. Definitely Need A Dog...

Here's why: ARTICLE

"A Calvert woman claims her 2-year-old golden retriever saved her life Friday by giving her the canine version of the Heimlich maneuver."

"Suddenly, she said, a chunk of the fruit became wedged in her windpipe.

“It was lodged pretty tight because I couldn’t breathe,” she said. “I tried to do the thing where you lean over a chair and give yourself the Heimlich, but it didn’t work.”

Parkhurst said she then began beating her chest, an action that might have attracted Toby’s attention.

“The next think I know, Toby’s up on his hind feet and he’s got his front paws on my shoulders,” she recalled. “He pushed me to the ground, and once I was on my back, he began jumping up and down on my chest.”

Toby’s jumping apparently managed to dislodge the apple from Parkhurst’s windpipe.

“As soon as I started breathing, he stopped and began licking my face, as if to keep me from passing out,” she said."

Yeah. Let's see a damn feline do that. The cat would just sit there, licking itself and thinking "Well someone else will be feeding me soon."

Tha Brothas HAVE To Ride Horses...

Cuz the cars are too hard to steer.

Click over to 3/27/07 videos for the sorrowing stuff.

I feel better about my few fender benders now. None of THEM ever cost all that much...

Definitely NOT Just A Four Piece Jazz Kit...

"Amazing" is completely inadequate to describe this guy.

EDIT:
Okay, a little more on TB: every drum on that massive kit is tuned to a specific NOTE. He has both diatonic and chromatic notes on his kit. Therefore he can actually play distinct melodies on his toms.

He can also play two different rhythms with each of his each on his foot pedals while playing melodically on the top toms. (I've seen his do this in person twice. It's stunning to watch.)

And since DJ's too lazy to use the YouTube search function:

Another GREAT Movie Review...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN9qboGS5ik

Now THIS review has more truth than any other movie review I've EVER seen.

Don't Know What I Think About This:

From here:

"If you pull your weapon, you have to call the police.

If you have to pull your gun, you have to call the cops. Its just a fact. There are two reasons for this. First if you pulled your weapon there is some kind of serious threat around the cops need to know about even if the guy ran away. There is a serious threat, right? Otherwise you wouldn’t have pulled your weapon.

Second someone else may call the cops and you don’t want to look like you were hiding. And you want your story to be the first one they hear. Not some bystander or even the criminal you pulled on."

At first, this might seem like sound advice. But in a bad neighborhood, are the cops even likely to show up because someone might have seen a weapon?

Thoughts?

More gun stuff. This time on what happens AFTER a gun fight.

BTW: Here's a very cool gun page: http://armedforcesjournal.com/blackwater/?s=2004_videos

"Todd Jarrett's pistol-shooting tips" video seems like all good advice to me. But I am a serious newbie to guns so any contrary thoughts are welcome for consideration.

Shane is WRONG. AGAIN!!!!

First he lied about this post. He said last night that the chick lit up on fire. Not just the nozzle of the pump. So there's THAT.

But the REAL reason he's wrong: His review of the movie "Shooter" starring Nate's favorite actor/"musical" performer: MARKY-MARK of the FUNKY BUNCH!! Now, I think Marky Mark is a mediocre actor at best. He sure as hell did not deserve a shot at Best Supporting Actor this year for the great movie "The Departed" even though his character in that movie ROCKED WITH THE GREAT TASTE OF CHEDDAR!! (Orange text in tribute to the cheese reference). (Did Marky Mark even win that Oscar? I don't even know.) But Marky Mark is not annoying or whiny in this film like he is in almost every other film. His seems very simply determined/focused throughout.

And he delivers the best line I've heard in a long time. I won't post the whole thing, but it's "You don't understand, they....". Great line. Very humanizing of his somewhat robotic (not the word I want but it will serve) portrayal.

Anyway... Back to why Shane's wrong. He says "Shooter" is slow. It's not. It's well paced and - Thank God! - not even mostly Hollywood-ized (like the forthcoming "Live Free or Die Hard" AKA Die Hard Part 4).

Shane also says that the story is weak. I disagree. The slower parts show the BETTER part of the movie. Which is the inherent corruption of our system of government. Seeing the few honest characters realize (with convincing fear) that there is a much bigger, hidden picture run by shadow figures SHOULD be the focus of the audience. The other parts like the fight scenes are very cool, but they're just window dressing, IMO.

The "bigger bosses" in the film are convincing, if only because of their arrogance. Work for the government for a few years or just pay attention to bastards like the Clintons. You HAVE to realize these fuckers are convinced that they are simply untouchable.

I will agree that Danny Glover's performance is rather weak. But Danny Glover SUCKS as an actor anyway! He's NEVER been a good actor and he's NEVER had a good performance on film. EVER. I defy anyone to demonstrate otherwise.

And Shane: DG's just there in the Lethal Weapon films. And the last three are shitty liberal douche propaganda regardless, other than the nude scene in part 2 with that Rikka chick. And Jet Li is cool in Part 4. But the whole of the film sucks donkey balls.

Back to "Shooter": I will also say that I only had a problem with unrealistic shooting in the film in one part. I won't say here what it was except to say that the "200 yard shots" (and that measurement is specifically mentioned in the film) were not realistic in my estimation. For reasons that SHOULD be obvious to anyone with a brain. But that's Hollywood for ya. And I could be wrong, but I really, really doubt it.

Oh, and I doubt those small canisters would have THOSE results. But I could be wrong about that too. I'm no chemist.

I also left this film wanting to burn down DC. So that's a good thing too (obviously!!).

Overall, a very good movie. I am tempted to say "Great" movie. Just because I am such a cynical bastard about our shitty country. But I will very likely buy this on DVD ASAP. And that's pretty much as high a compliment I pay to any film.

ASIDE: I also don't see why Shane hates the directing in "Training Day". I don't really like that movie much, but the directing? It seems a little disjointed maybe, but that fits with the entire storyline just fine for my tastes. And Denzel was an asshole in that movie, but hardly "horrible". More reasons that Shane is wrong...

The Internets Are Dangerous...

that is all I have to say on THAT subject!

Mike Keneally RAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this man! He's an amazing musician. He writes music so scary and strange that most folks will hear a few notes and go.... "Ewwwwww!!".

I like that stuff. Dissonance? Odd meters? Lyrics so beyond fucked up that Prince is going "This cat is a serious weirdo"? Bring 'em on! I love it all.

His piano adaptations of Steve Vai's guitar-driven extravaganzas are truly beautiful (I'm listening to that CD right now). His solos on the Guitar Therapy CD/DVD set are beyond amazing and his CDs are just great stuffis.

This guy can play just about anything on either guitar or piano/keyboards. He was Frank Zappa's last touring "Stunt Guitarist".

So, yeah. He's weird. So what?

Like Vai, there's true beauty in the strangeness. You just have to look a little deeper than a simple I-IV-V progression, cliched lyrics or a programmed drum beat. Believe me, it's well worth the effort.

My Brother Jason Is A Dork...

On Saturday afternoon, he called my parents' house and left a message on their machine groveling over forgetting their anniversary "yesterday" (which would have been Friday at that point).

What a dork. Not even knowing his parents' anniversary is on the 23rd! Whatamaroon!!!

Food & A Hummer!

I said it once, I'll say it again!

What a fantastic idea... STEAK & A BLOWJOB DAY!

True, I have no one to celebrate with, but that's okay. I will be next year, or I'm eating a bullet.

I REALLY Hate This Bitch.

I really hope I wake up tomorrow and read that she's dead of an aneurysm. Simply because anything really painful, like she deserves, leaves the chance of some fool doctor saving her foul ass.

From Here:

"Human Rights Campaign—Hillary Rodham Clinton

Recently, Hillary Clinton told the Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s leading homosexual-rights group in an unpublicized speech, “I am proud to stand by your side.” She said, The marriage amendment ” was wedge politics at its worst. It was mean-spirited, it was against the entire forward movement of American history. It was the first time anyone was proposing we amend the Constitution to deny citizens rights rather than widen the circle of rights and opportunities.”

“In the end, we stopped the Federal Marriage Amendment and we sent a strong message that we will not stand idly by when anyone tries to write discrimination into our Constitution.”

She assured the pro-gay group, “I want you to know this is exactly the kind of partnership we will have when I am President.”

“I have long supported civil unions,” she said. “We’re going to make sure that nothing stands in the way of loving couples, gay or straight, to adopt children.”

Hillary also said as President she would end the military’s policy of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

At the end of her speech, Hillary joked to members of the Human Rights Campaign, or HRC that “We can accomplish these goals because we have the same determination, the same can-do attitude and the same initials.”

No wonder she tried to keep her speech under wraps."

What a cowardly little used tampon she is. She doesn't even have the decency or the guts to stand up on national TV and spout off about how great faggots and carpet munchers are. Pathetic. Truly cowardly and pathetic.

I'm going to email the hell out of this before the election to anyone that I think is remotely religious-minded.

Not that I have any faith in the Republicans to put up anyone worth voting for.

I Hate DJ!!!

http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/

That is why.

EDIT: You know what's really sad? I could very easily see that become a dance club hit.

Why Assholes Like Guliani Should Be Shot, Not Lauded

Here. This cross-dressing jackass stands around and makes a few speeches after 9-11 and we're supposed to forget little things like this? Fuck that.

The man's a lousy "Republican". He's a police-state-fetishist. He'd make about as good a President as Hillary would. (Though admittedly, he'd probably be LESS ruthless, he doesn't have balls nearly as big as hers.)

Piss on him and his crony followers. He's just another corrupt asshole like McCain, coasting on a rep undeserved and which cannot bear close scrutiny.

Something NiceTo Think About...

http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/rogers213.html

Positive stuff? On MY blog? Go figure...

What A Pandering DOUCHEBAG!

Hey, I didn't know Hillary was a Southern Fried Skank! Did you?

More Drunken Blogging...

Ahhhh... forget it.

The Continuing Adventures of DRUNKEN BLOGGER!

A reprise of drunken blogging by ME, The Lingual Biologist!

Man, last time I drunken blogged was so much fun, I thought I'd do so again!!

So here I sit, all drunken and blogging. Thinking about doing naughty things to various females of my acquaintance (and future aquaintance as well, heh-heh-heh....)

But nothing worthy of bloggering comes to mind... Oh well. I suppose I can just go pass out and rest up for tomorrow at my stupid job of which I've become sick.

WAIT! I just thought of an ever-worthy subject!

SHANE IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(By the way, this is ALL Jason's fault....)

Pretty Funny

Randall you joke, but how come do you think all hurricanes had only female names until recent years.
equus pallidus | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:24 pm | #


Because getting blown by a man was not haute couture in DC until recent years.
Salt | 03.04.07 - 12:34 pm

More good times to be had over at Vox's:
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2007/03/march-is-womens-history-month.html

A Sad Reminder Of Our Times...

http://www.lewrockwell.com/bovard/bovard41.html

"I visited the Tower of London in May on an overcast, dreary Friday afternoon. The home of so many famous executions and king-approved murders is kept in spiffy shape. The tour guide – a former British sergeant-military wearing a large “Beefeater”-style hat – regaled listeners with tales of beheadings gone wrong, drunks with axes hacking away at half-dead corpses, never quite getting a clean cut. Some of the lines of stone near the castle were remnants of the Roman conquest of England. The castle itself was begun in earnest in 1066, just after the Norman conquest of England. Within a few centuries, the castle went from being a symbol of foreign occupation to a symbol of legitimacy. By overshadowing the London landscape, the Tower put fear into the heart of anyone who considered resisting royal authority – no matter how murderous the king’s henchmen became." ....

"There was never any such tower in American lore. There was no notorious place where the enemies of the regime were beheaded or murdered behind closed doors. There was no Tower of London in part because America was born a nation under the rule of law.

There was no Tower of London because the Founders made sure that the crime of treason was very narrowly defined. They had seen how the crime of “treason” had mushroomed time and again in English history, creating the pretext to slaughter those who protested oppression.

There was no Tower of London in this nation because torture was not part of the American canons. Gross abuses occurred, especially of slaves and Indians. But Americans prided themselves on having left barbarism behind them when they emigrated from Europe."

Too bad such things don't last. And too bad just because we don't have an official Tower Of D.C., folks think our country is beyond such things.

Look Out, I'm Sinking In The QuickMud!!!

Hope THIS might help save someone's life someday.

"The worst thing to do is to thrash around in the sand and move your arms and legs through the mixture. You will only succeed in forcing yourself farther down into the liquid sandpit. The best thing to do is to make slow movements and bring yourself to the surface, then just lie back. You'll float to a safe level."

Fun little article. Go read it!

(See, I can put up something other than intentionally offensive non-PC-BS!)

You Stupid Slope! You Have To Be BLACK To Be Allowed To Be Racist!!!

So this Slant-eyed Mr. Miyagi writes a piece that follows here:

"Why I Hate Black People"
Kenneth Eng, AsianWeek, Feb 23, 2007

Here is a list of reasons why we should discriminate against blacks, starting from the most obvious down to the least obvious:

· Blacks hate us. Every Asian who has ever come across them knows that they take almost every opportunity to hurl racist remarks at us.

In my experience, I would say about 90 percent of blacks I have met, regardless of age or environment, poke fun at the very sight of an Asian. Furthermore, their activity in the media proves their hatred: Rush Hour, Exit Wounds, Hot 97, etc.

· Contrary to media depictions, I would argue that blacks are weak-willed. They are the only race that has been enslaved for 300 years. It's unbelievable that it took them that long to fight back.

On the other hand, we slaughtered the Russians in the Japanese-Russo War.

· Blacks are easy to coerce. This is proven by the fact that so many of them, including Reverend Al Sharpton, tend to be Christians.

Yet, at the same time, they spend much of their time whining about how much they hate "the whites that oppressed them."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Christianity the religion that the whites forced upon them?

· Blacks don't get it. I know it's a blunt and crass comment, but it's true. When I was in high school, I recall a class debate in which one half of the class was chosen to defend black slavery and the other half was chosen to defend liberation.

Disturbingly, blacks on the prior side viciously defended slavery as well as Christianity. They say if you don't study history, you're condemned to repeat it.

In high school, I only remember one black student ever attending any of my honors and AP courses. And that student was caught cheating.

It is rather troubling that they are treated as heroes, but then again, whites will do anything to defend them.

END QUOTE

What a stupid, amateur Gook! First off, this damn Chink hasn't realized that you cannot be permitted to air racist views unless you're from Corumn A: a stupid nigger or Corumn B: a rich Democrat political candidate/office-holder.

It just doesn't work otherwise, you retarded Banana! It's NOT ALLOWED!

In the Corumn A pile of examples, we have (allegedly) Barry Bonds, Spike Lee and dumb-ass Farrakhan.

In Corumn B, we have Bill & Hillary Clinton, and the star of the Democrats Robert K. Byrd of West Virginia (not even a real state anyway) who is a former KKK recruiter and is now the ultimate standard bearer for Pork Barrel Politics in DC.

Then you have those that are in BOTH CORUMNS!!! Like The REVER-UND Jackson, The REVER-UND Al Sharpton. Neither one seems at all like Christ, but HEY! They're REVERENDS! (I think the Rev tag is supposed to be criticism insulation or something. FUCK THAT!!!)

Now if you fall in those categories, you're welcome into polite society! You can air your racist views all day and never be called on it, except maybe by Eddie Murphy doing a quick SNL bit in 84. But Lorne Michaels didn't get the memo before that show was aired. I'm sure that's taken care of by now, though.

Get with the program you Mongoloid bastard! Wang Chung, you deserve to lose your job for being so fucking stupid.

OF COURSE blacks hate Asians!! Asians, what do THEY have to complain about? They can get loans! They can spell! Blacks are completely unable to do EITHER ONE!!! Shit, you gooks have it pretty good so far as I can tell! Hell, MOST WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN SPELL!!!

And OF COURSE blacks make fun of Asians! THEY'RE FUCKING FUNNY LOOKING! Yellow skin, almond eyes... HA! God DOES have a sense of humor!

Well you stupid Jap, maybe in your next life you can be born as an American black. Then you can see how hard they have it and why you're stupid for being racist against those stupid niggers. Sheesh... you damn Yin-Yang racist Dog-Eating bastard.

DISCLAIMER: ALL COMMENTS ARE MEANT TO BE AS COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE AS POSSIBLE!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT: HEY!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.

So anyway... while looking up more epithets for stupid Rice-Eaters, I came across this one: HAB (Hot Asian Bitch). I like that one.

I also enjoyed "Yellow Monkey" and "Widescreen" (as in "They see only widscreen vision because their eyes are typically wider than taller."). I really love the internets.

I went a little over the top with this post, eh?

Damn Greedy Jews, Always Wanting The Discount...

SEE? Even rich Jews that HAVE the dough to spend just hire people to steal stuff for them....

Those bastard greedy Jews.

The headline reads:

"Spielberg unknowingly bought stolen art"

Translated: Steven's a cheap-ass Kike bastard that didn't want to pay retail.

Sad. Just sad.

Go Suck A Cock, Faggot Lovers!

Great. First THIS and now homo-lovers are whining about Ann Coulter's comments at a fundraiser function. (News story HERE.) Now I'm not a big Ann Coulter fan for the most part. She's a partisan attack dog like James Carville, only semi-lucid and she doesn't drool like a psychotic and rabid faggot when conducting her raving.

From the news story:

Coulter, who was addressing the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C., said:

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," so I — so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

Wow. Really offensive, huh? You're a faggot pussy if you get your panties in a bind over that. Really.

And for you Homos that don't get it: Fags are gross. Okay? There it is. "You're here, you're queer", GET OVER IT! You're a fag, you're gross and nasty. A guy's ass is not a valid target for a penis. Sorry to shatter your queer-ass notions (pun fully inserted and intended).

You're very simply fucked up if you're a guy and you like having sex with men. Nothing more be said. Get help. Find Jesus. ANYTHING you have to do, do it. You'll be better off.

Otherwise you'll soon be dying of various infections gained by letting other faggots pound your ass. Not a great way to die. See? I have TONS of compassion for homos. I tell them to change their ways so they don't die and raise my damn insurance rates. That's how much I care!


UPDATE: Ms. Coulter, asked for a reaction to the Republican criticism, said in an e-mail message: “C’mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.”