"TV Land Lists 100 Greatest Catchphrases"

From HERE

I don't know... a lot of these seem so "flash in the pan" and not worthy of the list. But there are some classics and it's a fun read.

Why Is Lazy Thinking So Damn Prevalent?

Ban guns.
Recycle.
"Free Love".
Minimum wage laws.
Higher taxes (and it's partner "Rob The Rich!").
Pay for pro (and college) sports stadiums.
Welfare.
The Americans With Disability Act.
Non-Discrimination Laws.
The Military Draft (past and future ones).

All the results of whiny-bleeding-heart-liberal-douchbaggery, lazy thought and stupidity. Or a combo of the three.

It's sickening how few ever THINK about the views they hold (and vote on). Anyone that thinks about this shite either has to admit they're wrong or admit they believe that we should not have the option to run our own lives.

Or they just lie and pound the table really hard. (And delete contrary comments from their blogs...)

It's very, very tired.

And Troy Gets The Prize!

Watching the Colts game tonight, either Al or John called Peyton Manning "a mechanic".

Troy, one of the guys watching with us said "Yeah, well my car breaks down in the winter too."

Not too much anyone can add to that...

Scary Proposition.

From here

Idiot tcw writes: "Actually it's the supernaturalists that stack the deck. They like to introduce into evidence things things that cannot be tested or observed. That's handy."

In response, Vox says: "Some do. I don't. I merely like to apply logic to both sides. For example, if there is an evil supernatural force ruling the world, it is illogical expect your little materialist test to reveal him... unless he wishes to be exposed.

Now, this doesn't prove his existence, but it does mean that any experiment intended to prove or disprove it doesn't make sense. But then, as Dennett shows, logic is too much for most educated people, so what can you expect?

What I truly can't understand is when someone - atheist or Christian - asks how bad things can happen if God exists. The obvious answer is that HE'S NOT RUNNING THE SHOW HERE!

This is hardly a new concept, given that CS Lewis referred to "the silent planet" and Jesus Christ referred to "the prince of this world" who was coming to kill him."

This makes more and more sense the longer I live. "It's a very, very... mad... world... mad... world..." after all. And looking at our idiot "leaders" and how the march of the world always seems to be towards a one-world government looking to squish the individual like a slug under my bare foot... well, let's just say the old J.C. Fire Insurance Co. is sounding better and better every day.

On A Diet? This WILL Help!

There's some truly disturbing stuff on this site. I feel ill and so I thought I'd share with y'all.

Don't complain if you go there and have to replace your vomit-soaked keyboard. Because... I warned you.

http://www.rotten.com/

MURDER?

A thought: If a cop has a heart attack and dies chasing a fleeing dumbass for a shoplifting offense, does that up the charge to murder?

Probably, with our dumbass laws.

Stealing from JAC's blog (NOT WORK SAFE!!!)

Great post. Again, NOT work safe!

But worth the trip!

http://threeway.blogspot.com/2006/11/not-work-safe.html

Man, these things are so goofy...

Although I can sympathize with Peter Parker's bad luck lately...yes, I'm a bit irritable lately. Oh well.


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Mellencamp SUCKS!!!

Check that. He sucks ASS! Dirty ass, too.

He sucks so bad. That new Chevy campaign SUCKS! That song SUCKS! I'm sick of hearing it. It's sooooo damn cliched and just plain old BAD. I wish Chevy would wake up and realize the commercials they made with that song are EVEN WORSE than the shitty song all by itself!

I hate that he's from Indiana and I have to hear his songs more than the rest of you that don't live here.

I hate that he drove away his old band mates (like Kenny Aronoff, one of the best drummers alive) with his ego and ass-holery.

I hate that I know I'm doomed to hear that shitty song again the next time I watch football. (And I hate knowing I'm going to miss something because I never come back soon enough after switching the channel to get away from the song!)

Okay, I'm done. For now.

New Title for the Blog

IndyGuy77, Lingual Biologist.

Someone called me that at work yesterday. Actually, he said "Language Biologist, because you tear apart everything everybody says". So I immediately corrected him with "Lingual Biologist".

I just like it, so there it is.

Nothing to add on my part.

"I'm going to make one last comment against women. Their conduct, these past 35 years is proof that they DO need to be, if not oppressed, then at least carefully monitored. They VOLUNTARILY engage in sex with multiple partners, acquire diseases that result often in infertility or worse, regard abortion as an inherent right AND as an everyday event of no consequence, have babies out of wedlock, bring unfair lawsuits against men, shove their way into the workplace often without proper qualifications, dump their kids at day-care, accept without question the teaching of multi-culturalism in the schools, join left-leaning groups, vote for socialistic legislation, mock men, treat men like "objects", and propel the sex industry in ways that men alone could never do. These and other untenable actions cause them to lose the love and respect of men, and invalidate the fine accomplishments of women through the ages. In short, by using freedom as a licence, they have beome more enslaved than they ever were before."

From here.

Don't We Need Royalty For Those???

HUH?

"Witnesses reported to the organization that the government sent about 500 police officers and several hundred peasant workers to the site at 4 a.m. on Oct. 26, then drove people who were sleeping in the building out."

So did someone get titled or is "peasants" what we're calling the fucking Wetbacks now?

"You Mean You Wuz SERIOUS About Dat?"

Hell, maybe my last post AIN'T that far off!

Give Me A ******* BREAK!

"Post Election Selection Trauma is a real problem, Florida clinicians say"

I thought for sure this was a joke. I almost can't believe this is real. I mean, how pathetic are you that you let the bullshit elections ruin your life?

If I lived like this, I'd be in a permanent coma knowing how many idiotic, thoughtless communists run around our country, let alone the whole world over.

Please, please, please get depressed about elections and off yourself. PLEASE! You'll be doing at least ME a damn favor.

WAY Too Much To Hope For...

The last line in the quote's the part I'm dreaming of:

“Two years ago, winning 14 seats in the House would have been a pipe dream,” said Matt Bennett, a founder of Third Way, a moderate Democratic organization. Now, Mr. Bennett said, failure to win the House, even by one seat, would send Democrats diving under their beds (not to mention what it might do to all the pundits).

“It would be crushing,” he said. “It would be extremely difficult.”

Mr. Cook put it more succinctly. “I think you’d see a Jim Jones situation — it would be a mass suicide,” he said.

From here

Just a LITTLE Cometency, PLEASE!

Vote fixing?

If you're fixing an election, do it right! Do it so you DON'T arouse suspicion! God, whence come these idiots?

More Tax Dollars Well Spent...

http://www.sacbee.com/111/story/38768.html

Probably behind a registration block, use www.bugmenot.com to get around that.

More dumbass crap from the masters of "national security":

Her name is Julia Wilson, and she learned a vivid civics lesson Wednesday when two Secret Service agents pulled her out of biology class at McClatchy High School to ask about comments and images she posted on MySpace.

Beneath the words "Kill Bush," Julia posted a cartoonish photo-collage of a knife stabbing the hand of the president. It was one of a few images Julia said she used to decorate an anti-Bush Web page she moderated on MySpace, the social networking Web site that is hugely popular among teenagers.

Hey, asswipes! There are WAY bigger threats to our government and our Imbecile-In-Chief in particular. A little girl in high school is a little low on the totem pole for you assholes to bother wasting money investigating.

Hey! Maybe some idiot federal agent can read my "Kill Bush" quote and I can get a visit and waste some more tax dollars. That would show 'em. Whomever "'em" are.

(Disclaimer: I do not approve the killing of Presidents, not matter how much they try to sell us out to Wetbacks El Presidentes. The above "Kill Bush" words serve to maybe show investigators that serious threats DO NOT ADVERTISE THEIR INTENTIONS! Stupid Fuckwads.)

No Thanks. I'll Take The Cavities...

Keep on brushing with Fluoride Crest!

Quotes:
At the end of Morony’s presentation, Cole asked him, “So let me clarify: if we continue adding fluoride, we are putting in our water a byproduct of the fertilizer industry?”

“That’s right,” Morony said.

and

Cole asked Lomas, “How do employees at the water plant feel about handling fluoride?”

“It’s a very corrosive chemical. It eats through concrete and metal. When they handle it, they have to wear respirators and chemical-proof suits,” Lomas said.

“But how do they feel about handling it?” Cole asked.

“They really would rather not handle it,” Lomas replied.

Cole then made her motion to cease fluoridation of the city’s water, with Wrob giving the second.

Any questions?

All this ignores the fact that the Russians used fluoride to weaken the will of prisoners.

I've been using non-fluoride toothpaste for years now, even though it is a major pain in the ass to find the stuff at normal stores. And my teeth are just fine.

How About They Fucking Learn HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH first?

"We're used to show that they have diversity," said Dominic Dorsey, president of the Black Student Union. "When, in all actuality, I don't think the university has any clue what diversity is."

From This

Wow, Dominic stuns with his intellect. Don't he be talking good?

I wonder what color the president of the Black Student Union is?

I'ze be so glad I'ze did be realize what waste of time and money college be. (sic)

In all actuality, I'd be STUNNED to learn he was misquoted.

Yup. We're just paranoid. Nothing to see here...

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52788

Fuck the wetbacks and start the shooting war.

Si, Senor! Wetbacks ARE GOOOOOOD for our country! Lying bastards.

Tell that the teenagers raped by drunken gangs of these animals.

Tell that to a elderly man that dies on the way to a hospital because the one down the street went bankrupt from illegals using it as their primary care facility AND NEVER PAYING!

It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a Christian. Because I can gladly say "Fucking kill them all, put up the land mines and sniper towers." and not feel the least bit bad about it.

Shane Is Wrong.

About what, I have no idea. I just really, really like saying it.

Why Can't This Bastard OD On His Coke?

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/maherasirwin.jpg

He's not funny, he's NEVER BEEN FUNNY. And he's a piece of shit to boot.

He's not even a Libertarian. He's just an addict that wants legal drugs.

Hurry up and die, asshole.

Shane, THIS Is Why You Have To Deal With Wetbacks:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul349.html

Our government is actively looking to fuck us all over in the interests of their own power.

Enjoy our Wetback brothers! Enjoy getting TB because they have no health standards! Enjoy the waves of corruption their culture brings with them!

And finally, enjoy the 2nd War Among The States, coming within 2 decades to a North America NEAR YOU!

On a related note, there's obviously an invasion going on, but obviously, DETERRENCE NEVER WORKS!

I'm thinking the Shooting War starting earlier than later is a better idea...

Women Are Funny Sometimes...

Why do women that have nothing you want (as in sex, housing, money or peace at home) think they're actually intimidating?

It's quite pathetic to watch them attempt to assert themselves.

Here's a hint: If you don't have anything over us, you look like an idiot trying to flaunt your power. The only possible avenue of manipulation would be the threat of physical violence. And that is actually quite funny. And again, pathetic.

Well THAT's What "Petard" Is!

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_295b.html

So it essentially means "blown up by your own explosives".

Cool.

Hoist Up On Yer Own Petard?

I have to say this would be funny...

Ann Coulter... Criminal??

I read "Treason" by Ann Coulter. Good book, very readable. And if half the facts she presented are true, it's a damning tome.

But Miss Coulter LOVES the police state, especially Jorge Bush's New Fascist, er... I mean, the United States Of AMERICA!!! Nothing the state can do is ever wrong (unless a Democrat is running it, of course!)

So if she ends up in legal trouble for "Voting Irregularities", then that's pretty funny to me. I doubt she'd cut any Democratic voter slack for not changing their address on their registration.

The only thing I wonder is... what the heck is petard, anyway?

Just How Much MORE Can These Droolies F*** Up?

From Here

(tip of the hat to Ringo's Pale Horse)

The "Ranking of Most, Least Dangerous Cities"

" Only cities that reported crime rates were included in the list. For example, New Orleans was not included this year because its police department did not report figures."

Gee, maybe because they've had just as many murders there as they did BEFORE Katrina... with HALF THE POPULATION?

Yeah, I'll rush right down there...

:(..... It Makes Me Sad... Shane Doesn't Pay Attention...

(That's me crying, BTW.)

Duh. I DO hate the government. Don't you pay attention?

Shane said in the comments of the previous post:

"The money is there."

What do you mean by that, Shane? I don't want to misunderstand ya.

John (Shane refers to his blog in the previous post's comments) says principles don't matter. Fine. MY principles say the government shouldn't be funding this shit. What makes the NCAA, the Colts, or the United Hub (oops, gotta forget about THAT one) any more special than Fritz's store? Oh, I guess if you have enough zeroes in your payroll than the government blows you. How naive of me!

It's pathetic that our state and city governments blow sports
organizations and rape us with taxes for their ego-boosting bullshit.

And anyone that disagrees is wrong. Wait! That's WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used more exclamation points so by that fact alone I MUST be right.

Actually, I'm right because the benefits to the city seem to never materialize. The idiots in charge always find ways to fuck it all up.

They ALWAYS "prove" the benefits beforehand. ALWAYS! And yet folks like you and John ALWAYS buy into their bullshit.

You're also forgetting that money NEVER appears from thin air.

Try remembering this:

VIRTUALLY EVERY SINGLE DOLLAR IS SPENT FOR THESE SPORTING EVENTS TAKES AWAY FROM OTHER SPENDING ACTIVITY IN THE CITY OF INDIANAPOLIS. (Some folks do come from out of town.)

You know, maybe even somehow in my dorky fantasy world this spending could affect your livelihood, Shane. Like maybe somehow reducing money spent on... let's say.... Movie tickets?

Hmmm... $20... that's close to the cost of evening admission, candy and a large combo at AMC Clearwater 12. Add at least another $10 for drink and munchies ($20 if you go for a beer or two)... Hey! What's a program run at the RCA Dome? $7 $10?

Add that all up and that's anywhere from 1.5 to 5 (let's face it, you're not sitting in nosebleeds anyway) trips to the theater. (Not everyone in the city gets in free.)

Net benefit to the city AFTER the bond issues and other bullshit? I'd guess none. But I'm not paid $100,000 to "consult" for the city or the NCAA to pile up bullshit enough to destroy the entire state's ability to smell it. So I cannot "prove" anything.

I guess I should just turn off my brain and copy and paste the propaganda spread by the pro-sports lobby...

Nah.

AGAIN, for the folks in those $20 cheap seats: If there was so much money to be made, these guys would NEVER let the government get involved. They KNOW their costs are underestimated and their profits overestimated. Don't buy the bullshit.

Shane, I WOULD look forward to you admitting you were wrong in 15 years. But you'll just say something like "Well then we should never have let the government get involved!".

Which is exactly what I'm saying now.