So Which Word Of God Do I Choose?

http://bible.cc/micah/6-8.htm

Interesting site. I especially like the parallel translations. Learning my limited amount of German, I know there's plenty of stuff that just does not translate. Add in 2000+ years and you have an easy way to create misunderstandings.

I might just have to go buy a copy like that.

Anyone care to share why they like their favorite particular version of the Bible?

Any MORE "Bright" Ideas, Benny?

DST wastes energy.

As if I needed another reason to hate Daylight "Savings" Time...

OUCH!

I say again: OUCH!

(Hat tip to Dave, I'm not sure I can say thanks as I'm creeped out by this one.)

I Usually Eschew The BS "Guy" Argument

but THIS is not a sport. And it's really pathetic that it's on ESPN. It's a sure sign that the network is desperate to raise its ratings.

Although it is just this side of awesome. Some VERY sick Halo 3 gaming there.

Sounds About Right.

"So while I may never acquire the all-seeing Eye’s view of the Puzzle, I think it’s pretty clear that Conspiracy is a dirty word for a reason: the Establishment engages in conspiratorial acts on a daily basis."

I just liked that quote. From HERE.

A SERIOUS Woody.

HERE.


Oh yeah, I forgot about THIS cool car too:

Great McCain (In The Membrane) Promotional Video

About as anti-Ron Paul as you can get, eh?

I Can Honestly Say I've Never Been CLOSE To That Drunk:

Remind Me To Get Those Penis Barbells...

Just for WW (and more importantly, for her husband...)

CLICK HERE.

This is going to be another of my marriage rules.

1: Dresses or skirts only, with no panties
2: Get to lifting up to 10lbs with her hoochie.

These are non-negotiable. Of course, I'm already a MC (Master Cocksman, duh... what guy ISN'T?).

I also need to get a job where I get to help women figure out it they have a G-SPOT or not.

But I need to have the right to refuse to examine some women. I mean, really... think how many fouls crotches there must be out there.

How Convinient...

http://libweb5.princeton.edu/theses/thesesid.asp?ID=9867

"TITLE: Princeton Educated Blacks and the Black Community [Restricted until November 5, 2008] (96 pages).
AUTHOR: Michelle LaVaughn Robinson (1985), Sociology Department"

That's Mrs. Obama, BTW. Funny how Princeton thinks it proper to restrict her words until the day after the election.

Mrs-obama-as-ivy-league-schoolgirl"

Guess they don't want anyone to know she was a typical whiny-assed liberal bitch when she graduated. Guess they think folks might hold that sort of thing against her and her husband. Which is true. I can see why someone that marries a whiny liberal bitch might not be a good choice for the Presidency.

I just find it very interesting that Princeton would choose to hide these facts in so partisan a manner.

Two Players, One Screen... Unsplit

http://kotaku.com/359988/texas-instruments-duel-view-look-ma-no-split-screen

Very interesting.

More video game goodness on the 2nd video on this link:
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/853/853510p1.html

It shows some amazing possibilities with the engine that runs the Gears of War game.

Slick Willie... CIA Asset?

"(Back in the '90s years after he retired, if Cord drank a little too much Scotch, he would laugh derisively at those conspiracists who accused Bill Clinton of being connected with the KGB. "They all darkly point to Bill's participation in anti-war peace conferences in Stockholm and Oslo, and his trip to Leningrad, Moscow and Prague while he was at Oxford. 'Who could have paid for this?' they ask. 'It had to be the KGB!' they claim." Cord would shake his head. "What rot ? we paid for it. We recruited Bill the first week he was at Oxford. Bill's been an asset of The Three Bad Words ever since." Cord passed on in 2001.)"

From HERE
.

The sick part is, it makes some sense. His involvement with CIA drug smuggling and cover-up murders in Arkansas... his playing along with Bush I's continued foreign policies concerning Iraq...

Now it's late, and I'm sure I'm not thinking this through all the way... but stranger things have happened.

I HATE This City...

I need my log cabin in the middle of nowhere... with a cable modem. So long as I have X-Box Live and my internet addictions serviced, I'll be fine.

So why the post?

I cleaned my tea kettle. I have to do so periodically, to clean the mineral deposits out of it. So I put vinegar in it the other day, let it soak two days and brought it to a boil. Poured it out...

The liquid was GREEN. Curiously tinted like the green, rotted penny looking crud that forms on the toilet bowl in my mostly-unused small bathroom.

God only knows what showering in this chemical crud is doing to my health.

Wow...

Prosecutor: So you didn’t rape her?
Frenchman: Mais Non!! I never rape zee gurl.
Prosecutor: So, you had her consent?
Frenchman: But of course!! I had it onna my fingers, my moustache, my…

Bush & Congress Fiddle While The Nation Burns...

Looks Like Fun!

SON OF RAMBOW!

Looks better than the new "Rambo" movie, anyway. (Hat tip to Difster!)

Screw Lincoln Anyway!

From HERE:
http://billstclair.com/blog/the_american_lenin_2008.html

"L. Neil Smith wrote long ago how to tell a libertarian from a conservative. Ask their opinion of Abraham Lincoln. The conservative thinks he was God incarnate. The libertarian thinks he was a ruthless tyrant, and John Wilkes Booth's only mistake was waiting too long."

and

"The troubling truth is that, more than anybody else's, Abraham Lincoln's career resembles and foreshadows that of V.I. Lenin, who, with somewhat better technology at his disposal, slaughtered millions of innocents -- rather than mere hundreds of thousands -- to enforce an impossibly stupid idea which, in the end, like forced association, was proven by history to be a resounding failure. Abraham Lincoln was America's Lenin, and when America has finally absorbed that painful but illuminating truth, it will finally have begun to recover from the War between the States."

I'll add this: both Roosevelts and Wilson shoulda been drowned at birth. I'd also say every single president since FDR was a traitor to the ideals that made this country great. I'd say more likely since Teddy Roosevelt, but I must confess to some historical ignorance. I simply don't know enough about Taft, Harding, Coolidge or Hoover to say that with any honesty.

On my day off Monday, I'll have to remember whizz on a penny or two.

I WANNA TRY!!!

http://www.boomershoot.org/2003/Kim.wmv

What can I say? Looks like fun.

EDIT: Luke wants more info. It's HERE and HERE.

"Man... I'm Hungry!"

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa7_1182149563

And of course, I'll put this as a re-run.

http://indyguy77.blogspot.com/2007/05/high-comedy.html

Okay... Britain's DONE!

From HERE.

"A teacher jailed for confronting youths with a gun admitted she was ashamed of her actions, a hearing has been told.

Linda Walker was convicted in March 2005 of discharging a pellet gunnear a teenager's feet after her family had suffered months of crime and vandalism."

and...

"I am totally ashamed of what I did and I am sorry that I did it. I have already paid a heavy price, having been in three prisons, suffered public humiliation, lost my job and my livelihood. And I love Big Brother."

Okay... I added that last sentence.

To Serve, Protect...

And beat up on invalids!

http://www.tampabays10.com/video/16x9/?aid=55786&sid=73747

Good Smokes...

"Arturo Fuente", that is. JACIII referred me to that brand.

Nice recommendation. I cannot recall which particular one I picked, but it was quite good late this evening. Not even harsh when my tired and tipsy self inhaled a good-sized puff on the mother.

Now I'm most likely gonna wake up hacking in 6 hours, but it was still a nice, smooth and tasty cigar.

A 1/2 shot of Makers went well with the smoke. The other half of my Bourbon ended up on the ground. A damned stupid cat jumping out of a pile of leaves in my yard startled me, and my frigid fingers were already fumbling with the matches and cigar. At least I saved what I did! I hate wasted liquor. Especially GOOD liquor!

Anyway, the Makers went better with the cigar than did the Bookers, but maybe that's cuz (for me) most cigars turn a bit nasty about halfway through. I always wanna hack them in half and double my pleasure, double my fun. I guess I need to buy a good cigar cutter on my next trip...

Between that and watching "Big Jake" (John Wayne, ), it wasn't too bad an evening.

Of course - hush up, DJ - I was SUPPOSED to be painting the small bedroom. But I lazed out and relaxed.

Ehhh.... I'll paint tomorrow, er... today.

(I just thought... if I lived in the sticks, I coulda shot that damn cat and celebrated ATF four days early. Or three days late.)

Some Funny Crap...

Wow. Great stuff on smoking.


This one's especially for Jason:


The end of this one is great and on target.


Very bizarre HULK stuff.
http://kennethjohnson.us/HulkOutList.html

In the "OMG, I think I'm retarded now department":


(To quote DJ) In the "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" department:

(How do you write Nelson from the Simpsons saying "Ha-Ha!")

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/019165.html

McUnconstitutional
Posted by Lew Rockwell at February 5, 2008 12:11 PM

The Constitution has little relevance to the government, but still it's interesting to note that the crazed John McCain was born, to his state-connected parents, in the Panama Canal Zone. The Zone, the product of US imperialism under the crazed Teddy Roosevelt, was never officially US territory. That is, McCain was born in a foreign country, and therefore not eligible to be president, according to the Constitution.

Okay, here's the HA-HA I was looking for:
http://supak.com/simpsons/wavs/nelson_ha_ha.wav

EDIT: WaterBoy pointed out that U.S. code changes this somewhat. I saw that and was too lazy to update this post. I think that the U.S. code is a little too lax on that score, but I'm a heartless bastard.

THIS Stuff Is Why YOU Should Read "The Sports Guy"

"So ... yeah. I manage a bar in Boston, and after the worst Boston sports moment since 2003, the phone began to ring ... a total of 11 calls came in from random people in New York, 411-ing bars in Boston to heckle us. One of the bartenders is from Chicago, and she was completely perplexed. I simply explained, "This is why we hate New York so much." She nodded and said, "Now I see." I don't care how awful Boston sports fans can be, have any of us ever 411-ed New York bars? No, we simply roll cars with New York plates onto their roofs.
-- Matt B., Boston

ME: Or smash the windshields of cars with INDIANA license plates... even though they have Pats stickers in the windows... dipshits.

From The Sports Guy Mailbag column HERE.

More:

"You didn't jinx the Pats two weeks ago or in November. I just saw the last half hour of "The Karate Kid" and realized you completely hosed them with the first time you made Cobra Kai Yankees reference. Didn't you remember that Cobra Kai, while seemingly invincible, LOST in the end and their leader (John Kreese) turned on them after it was over (and was humiliated by Mr. Miyagi). Now I'm terrified of this offseason. YOU DID THIS! Now I have to hate the Giants, Daniel and YOU! With one reference you killed the Patriots' season, a good movie and possibly this offseason. Thanks. Please don't write anything about KG.
-- Mike M., Fort Worth, Texas"

(You're the BEST... AROUND!!! Nobody's ever gonnna keep ya down... You're the BEST! AROUND!!!) Full lyrics HERE. Man, I so thank God that Al Gore invented the Internet!

Anyway, go read the whole thing. If you hate the Pats and Simmons, it's still a fun read.

Next Up: FLYING CARS!

Only 16km, though?

Lousy Day...

Sullen grey skies all day turned to a loud and stormy night. The day matched my mood, slightly foreboding, with uncertain ends. Now the insistent patter of rain on the overhang above my porch is an unwelcome guest and the thunder keep me from killing strangers over the internet til the wee hours.

The late hours loom again and my PC is lousy company. I'm tired of being contentious all the time to faceless names, though it does oft amuse.

Weariness lowers my eyelids and the crossroads appear once more. How much longer to linger without choosing a path...

The dark clouds slip on by, no sounds but my clothes tumbling in the dryer. Bursts of rain come back and leave again.

(Just a quick writing exercise, stream of consciousness... more negative sounding than I really feel... What does THAT say?)

Richard Ziegler Would Be EXECUTED!

http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm

"CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.

"According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.

"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"


That blog post title is a joke for one other person out there... unless Richard Ziegler or someone else from that time period is reading. Which would be pretty freaking funny!

"It's The Only One I Get!"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2bc4eeee18

What the hell am I doing looking at this at 1:38AM? I think this is a clear indication of drain bamage.

Hillary The Dyke Bitch Will MAKE You Take Care Of Yourself

From HERE.

"I think universal health care is a core Democratic value and a moral principle, and I'm absolutely gonna do everything I can to achieve that," Clinton said. "I think there are a number of mechanisms" possible, including "going after people's wages, automatic enrollment."

Host George Stephanapolous asked Clinton specifically about garnisheeing wages at least three times before she made the admission.

"What we've got to do is have shared responsibility. Everybody has to pay something, but obviously on a sliding scale," Clinton said. "I think you can automatically enroll people, and you will then say, 'You've got to be part of this.'"

"If you don't start with universal health care, if you don't say everybody's going to be in the system, we'll never get there," she added.

Force healthiness... at the point of a gun. Fuck that Communist bitch and anyone that supports her idiocy.

The medical "system" in this country is all fucked up already because of massive government interference. So her prescription is much more of the same medicine that's already killing us.

What a vapid fucking dyke whore douche.

Wow... Obama The Homo...

Guy goes on YouTube and challenges Obama to a lie detector test contest. Funny... too damn funny... I wouldn't doubt in the least that the Democrats have put up a homo druggie front-runner and have the balls to think they wouldn't be found out.

Two homosexual front-runners for the Demo Prez nomination. Too funny.

Fuck Marvel Anyway...

THE "NEW" CAPTAIN AMERICA

This is pathetic. I used to love the character of Captain America. He was the goody-two-shoes of the Marvel line. But he was always the GOOD guy. He could almost always be counted on to do the right thing. His intentions were always good and while that's obviously not always enough, it certainly said something about his character.

I was surprised to hear about his being killed off but I figured if they brought the character back (I think they had legal issues with the creator's estate) they would either resurrect Steve Rogers or put someone that believe in his legacy in that spot. I think a good idea would have been putting Sam Wilson in the role would have been a GREAT idea. (Post if you know who Sam Wilson is WITHOUT looking it up!). They could have even merged his previous equipment with Cap's costume and put a cool, more modern twist on Captain America.

Despite the article's misleading BS about him using guns, Cap used a gun to shoot someone ONE time that I can recall as a fan (321, IIRC). Cap was rescuing some hostages and disguised himself as one of the bad guys. One started shooting into the crowd of hostages and Cap was too far away and couldn't get to his shield hiding under his bulky winter coat. So he shot the guy and he died. He had a massive crisis of conscience and had legal trouble because of it.

Contrast this with the "new" Captain America.

"For many, the switch from defense to offense is a metaphor of something much bigger: America's foreign policy after 9/11."

So Cap will shoot bad guys preemptively? I wouldn't doubt it in the least. You don't have a character carry a gun and not shoot with the intent to kill. At least without that character being seriously stupid.

So Spider-Man's a UN spokesman and Cap is packing. Next, Nightcrawler will be molesting kids cuz he's a Catholic priest and Mister Fanstastic will become the biggest-cocked porn star ever cuz he's broke.

Another iconic character gets pissed on. Why am I surprised?

I'm so glad I'm not reading any more.

(I also find it surprising that I've not posted any comic book stuff on my blog before. Weird, considering how many long boxes fill my house.)

YES. I am a comic geek. Probably too much so, but there it is.

THAT Will Make a Mess!

Goofy Star Wars Stuff

Very goofy.

CLICK HERE.

This one's a bit long but worth it.