Ship Your Whiny Asses Back To Africa, Beotches!

THIS sort of crap annoys the hell out of me. The NAACP presumes to speak for all blacks. And yet, they're completely ignorant of history.

Try reading "The Real Lincoln" and tell me he should be held up as a hero to anyone other than totalitarians.

Explain away blacks fighting FOR the Confederate States of America.

Tell me why, if ending slavery was the end goal of the North in the "Civil" War, letting the CSA leave the Union would not have bled the South dry of slaves via the ending of the North enforcing the Fugitive Slave Laws? (Gee, maybe the North DID think of this, and didn't want their states 'polluted' with the Darkies?)

The "Civil War" was not fought over slavery, unless you count Lincoln and his ilk considering the citizens of the South to be slaves of the North. He was quoted directly as saying if he could keep the South without freeing the slaves, he'd have done it. He didn't want free blacks in the country, he wanted to export them all back to Africa!

Lincoln was a white supremicist. Period.

And his legacy is one of using force to keep the sheep in line at the point of a gun. It's a lesson the U.S. (and the rest of the world) learned all to damn well.

And these NAACP idiots are just useful idiots for that cause. Look at their blathering. It's always about expanding the power of government to "help" fix some issue or another. Please. It doesn't work. It never does.

But that doesn't stop these race hustling faggots. Screw them all.

Africa Sucks...

And here's another reason why. Reading these articles makes me sad. So much suffering in the world has come from simply bad ideas. Communism being number one, methinks.

The sad part is that even those that consider themselves "liberal" or "lovers of freedom" are far too willing to use the club of government at every turn if it suits THEIR wants. And they never even start to realize that the threat of violence is behind nearly EVERY government program.

Sad. Very sad.

Women Sure Are Funny...

when they're jealous. I won't name names (MISTY!!) but I had a girl recently tell me Eva Mendez's head is too big. Because I was lusting after her in the "Ghost Rider" preview. Yeah... right.

Click [edit link's dead, Google yer own pics] and tell me if Misty is right.

A Pic For DJ?

So I ask my older brother to email me a picture of me to send to Darling Joy, my internet wife. First he wants to know when the wedding is...................................... anyway...

So he sends me this picture from our friend Nick's wedding. There's me and my three brothers, standing together. Them in their tuxes, looking 'rather dapper' (say that with an English accent or it doesn't sound right). And me, looking, well... like me. With a dress shirt that needs touch-up ironing, no tie and dress pants that need to be cuffed just a tad. And sporting the goofiest smile I've seen in some time.

How in the world he thought THIS picture would be suitable is beyond me, unless he has an opinion of me even lower than I thunk. Or he was too busy admiring himself in the pic to notice my expression. (Thanks awfully, Dave. And trust me on the "AWFULLY" part...)

I am TRULY "Weird Uncle Mike", much moreso than I thought. Man...

So DJ, that is why you have no pic of me. Because there are no good ones to send. My brother is the photobug of the family and he sends me... less than useful material. And I have pictures of every guitar I own, but virtually none of myself. And the ones I have look less than flattering.

But, in the interest of fairness... since you've posted a pic of you...

Here's the "BEFORE"
















and here's the "AFTER"















These were (obviously) taken with my picture phone. And I needed a shave badly, as I often do. I really hate shaving unless I'm currently getting the smooches and my woman complains of scratchiness. I don't like my beards anyway so shaving every day is a small sacrifice to feel soft lips and the such.

Lastly, consider yourself lucky, DJ. I'm sick with the flu, hurting all over, nauseated and feeling altogether foul, even after taking a scalding shower just now. That's likely the only reason I even considered posting these pics. My judgement is beyond impaired, I'm exhausted and trying to figure out how to clear well over three million dollars of accounts sitting on my desk with less than three days to pay them, and me hacking up stuff of various colours and having dry heaves every five mintues. And I'm supposed to be at work in less than five hours without any sleep. HA!

So, en(Joy)! Any prayers for my health are greatly appreciated, BTW.

More Police State BS...

How is THIS legal?

"Police say that shortly before 6:30 p.m. on Tuesday, an 8-year-old girl was going door-to-door on her block -- the 4800 block of Hamburg Avenue -- with her father, 45, trying to sell the cookies.

They knocked on the door of one house, police say, and were told to go away. But the man rang the bell a second time -- whereupon a 78-old-woman answered the door with a shotgun in hand.

The father and daughter fled back to their home, where the father and called police.

Police say they confiscated the shotgun, described as a double-barreled 12-gauge. But prosecutors decided against filing any charges."

If she wasn't charged, how can they seize her gun? Sounds like major bullshit to me.

Naked Chick!

That's what virtually every guy watching this stupid video is going to think. They're going to tune out the blathering and watch the stripper instead.

But really, THIS is the HOTTEST chick they could get to strip for PETA? REALLY??? Pretty weak. Nice Hitler 'stache down there though.

From the video: "We will get nakeder (sic) than ever before."

Find a hotter dimwitted stripper next time, guys...

A Decent Way To Run A Blog

Here's a quote from Vox that I really like:

"Silly me for thinking you may not be aware of this aspect of the discussion.

Actually, I quite appreciate the way you guys hang out here and do your part in keeping me sharp. I want the atheists and agnostics here to slash and burn whenever they see an opening, as my sensei used to tell me, if you see the shot, take it!

Of course, I THOUGHT I had the shot a lot more often than I actually did. Sneaky bastard enjoyed laying traps for the insufficiently wary.

I don't care if anyone agrees with me, I just want everyone here to be intellectually honest. If you get shot down from time to time, so what? Get back up and look sharper next time." --- VD

Vox allows anyone to make comments, other than those that have been banned. And in the at least four years of reading his blog I've seen less than a dozen. Probably less than half a dozen. Considering he writes for www.wnd.com and attracts the attention of such national radio homos as Michael Medved, he likely gets a lot of lurkers on his blog.

Vox doesn't cowardly delete comments because they don't agree with his viewpoints. He challenges them to logically back up their smack-talking. If the refuse to answer direct questions, he bans them. But that's fair. Why should he endure idiots that just spout liberal douche talking points?

I admire his ability to remain humble and say "I don't know, let me look into that". I also like how he relentlessly slaps down non-PC-BS. He writes columns that are fun to read and beyond my ability to refute.

I just really hate blogs that talk smack, can't back up their trash-talking, LOOK STUPID and then delete your comments because they know they cannot even begin to address the logic behind them.

http://feministe.us/blog//
and
http://www.pandagon.net/

are two perfect examples. I picked them because they're semi-famous in blogdom and they're both hysterical, stupid and bitchy femherroids (that's feminist to those that don't know). You can post comments. But if those comments don't walk the line, they're NEVER approved. The c**** that run the joint are intellectual featherweights. They can link to the Gutmacher (sp?) Institute and that's about the limit of their intelligence.

I always picture these femherroids as this chick that I met once. Short and fat, she refused my brother's offer to walk her to her car in a parking garage at 2am since "She can handle herself". Yeah... right. I doubt any attackers would sit still long enough for you to sit on them, honey. Maybe she figured any rapists would look at her and say "Man, even I have standards..."

Damn Sharks!

I've talked about sharks before.

THIS guy is an idiot. A lucky idiot, but an idiot nonetheless!

"Mr Nerhus said that despite threats by vigilante groups to begin shark hunts he bore no animosity toward the one that attacked him. “I realise it mistakenly took me for its mature prey, which would have been, possibly, a seal,” he said."

At Least He Did The Chapelle Show First!

I didn't know Rick James had assumed room temperature! I feel sad...

Cocaine's a helluva drug!

This Is What Happens When You Let Faggots Run An Industry

THIS is fucking GAY!

"Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has entered a residential treatment facility in an effort to quell the controversy surrounding his anti-gay remarks — and save his job, Life & Style has learned exclusively.

According to an insider, Isaiah, who issued an apology for his statements on Jan. 18, agreed to undergo a psychological assessment after talks with ABC executives.

The married 43-year-old father of three was spotted entering the facility at 9 a.m. today (Jan. 24).

And in a statement released today, Isaiah, confirms this saying, “With the support of my family and friends, I have begun counseling. I regard this as a necessary step toward understanding why I did what I did and making sure it never happens again. I appreciate the fact that I have been given this opportunity and I remain committed to transforming my negative actions into positive results, personally and professionally.”

...

“ABC has told him he must enter a program to examine why he would say such hateful words,” the insider says."

Loosely translated: "I love Big Fat Faggot Brother".

Too bad this Isiah Washington fella isn't as famous or rich as Mel Gibson. Then he could make a half-hearted apology and get on with his life.

Good Points On Stupid Socialist Healthcare

Joseph Farah on Cuba's socialized medicine.

An excerpt: "Let me leave you with one last thought: When was the last time you heard of some wealthy sick guy who chose to go to Cuba for treatment rather than, say, the Mayo Clinic or Johns Hopkins University?"

Why Have We NOT Hung These Bastards By Their Necks?

And I mean the whole bunch. Virtually every member of Congress, the Supreme Court, the entire Executive Branch... this wetback lover Gonzales is a weasel prick. Watch this video and tell me the shit-eating cocksucker EVER intended to honor his oath of office.

The money quote from the video: "Specter: You may be treading on your interdiction and violating common sense, Mr. Attorney General."

He's not JUST violating common sense. He's violating his oath of office.

And Jorge Bush knew very well what a POS Gonzales was when he appointed him to the AG post.

They are all traitors to the Constitution. They should all be hung as such until dead if they do not vacate their posts.

So AG Wetback Lover says we have no explicit habeas corpus rights. Congress passes laws banning criticism of Congress-idiots before an election, violating our 1st amendment rights.

And I'm sure there will be a nice assault on gun owner's rights before the Dipshit Democrats get Hillary into office in 2008. And more after that too.

Funny And True

Over at Vox's, there's a post on writing. It caused me to remember this:

The hardest time I ever had NOT laughing out loud was in my creative writing class. A girl wrote a short story where a girl and her fiance had a head-on collision then BOTH got amnesia! Then they bumped into one another and fell in love, never knowing they had already done so.

I was in tears with my face in my copy of her story, ATTEMPTING to keep my shoulders from heaving and failing miserably.

Wow. I'm chuckling out loud remembering just how close I came to yelling "OH, COME ON!!!".

I'd have to say that was the worst story I've ever read.

And the girl was really cute and I had thought about asking her out. She really didn't like my reaction though. I wonder why...

My brother Jason knew the girl from high school, I can't remember her name. Man, that was funny though.

The Prez We SHOULD Have

Dr. Paul Hein announces his run for Prez.

More Sports-Related Agony...

Maybe It's The Red Sox Fan In Me...

I still don't believe the Colts are in the Super Bowl in two weeks. I just don't. It doesn't seem real, just like the Red Sox beating the Skankees and sweeping the Cardinals. I still feel as though somehow, it's going to be taken away. And again, I'm underwhelmed. I'll probably feel the same way even if the Dolts, I mean, Colts! COLTS! win the whole enchilada.

Overall, I think sports get WAY too much emphasis in life in general. When you have folks that are supposed to be friends becoming so obnoxious you want to punch them out... that's ridiculous. And these are the ones that support YOUR team!

I know someone that will remain nameless that is ALREADY saying that the Colts going to have 3 Superbowl wins in a row. And yes, apparently he does watch games! And apparently, he is partaking in far too many illegal narcotics.

Also, I think the officiating was at least a little lopsided last night in favor of the Colts. I hate bad officiating more than anything else in sports.

Cancer Cured! Too Bad You're Gonna Croak Anyway, You Tumor Ridden LOSER!

http://www.lewrockwell.com/walker/walker24.html

This is completely believeable to me. Not the fact of the cure, mind you. The fact that there is likely a cure that will never be used by the medical industry because of government bureaucracy and the profit motive of the pharmaceutical companies.

I'm sure somehow, somewhere a company will start up and cure cancer with cheap medicine. Heck, they'll probably have them right over the border in Mexico. They'll just be able to charge a whole lot more than they would if the cure were commonly accepted and used here. And since it will likely have to be in another country, really poor folks will have to work around "the system" in order to spend a few bucks and NOT die.

You can see the headlines now: "Black market cancer doctors put poor's health on the line!"

More prohibitional nonsense in our future, I fear.

Yeah, All That Looks About On Target...

The media is going to suck Hillary's massive cock for the entire campaign. I just hope her true colours come through in the fight. She's a massive douche and she cannot help herself. I think she'll torpedo her own campaign just by being herself at the exact wrong time. At least that's what I'm hoping.

On the 3 Monkey Party side, I see no one except Ron Paul or maybe Trancedo worth voting for so far. My relatives from Mass. think Romney will play well. Yeah, in New England and New York. But his socialist crap isn't going to play in the South or the Midwest.

My Brother Wanted To Know Why I'd Link To This...

Interesting recipe...

Our Next President!!

http://www.hillaryclinton.com/feature/video/

Man, I hope the shooting war starts soon... if this fucking whore is elected, it likely will be.

More FoodStuffs (Raw Milk This Time)

Here.

Just an interesting column on raw milk. I'd like to try it myself, but I don't know where to get it.

It just really pisses me off that busybodies, big business and the government collaborate to "save us from ourselves".

San Diego SUCKS!

"Lack of class?", LT? The Pats are supposed to take that from THESE guys? Weak ass shit, buddy.

Hat tip to here, great column. It also touches on why I cannot hate the Patriots, even though I AM cheering against them on Sunday:

"Consider how the Patriots are getting it done. They operate under a vexing salary cap and don't outspend everyone. They don't have any self-promoting a-holes doing sack dances or touchdown dances, they haven't been whistled for any substance abuse violations, and as far as I can recall, not a single Patriot filmed a commercial this season. Since 2001, they've gone 70-28 in the regular season and 12-1 in the playoffs drafting in the bottom half of the first round and avoiding any big-money free agent signings except for Rosevelt Colvin. They consistently find rookie sleepers, craft inspired game plans, excel in close games and thrive on doing the Little Things. Out of those 12 playoff wins, at least six left the other team muttering, "Dammit, how did we blow that game?" Only once did the Patriots ever return the favor."

That's reasonably close to why I loved the Pacers in the 90's. Reggie was our main star, and he spent his entire career here rather than go hunt for a championship.

BTW: Thanks again to Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson for costing us and Reggie a championship, you goddamn stupid fucks!!

Other than Reggie's trash-talking and minor-subplots with Spike Lee, there wasn't the crap that the other teams started having. The thuggish players, they weren't in Indiana. I had fun cheering the Pacers on, even when they were losing.

Now, look at the Colts. They're mostly a class act too. I love watching Marvin Harrison. SI had a great article about him a few weeks. How stoic he is. How he virtually never showboats after big plays. How he just GETS IT DONE and keeps his mouth shut. His talking is done in the play, not by his mouth.

That's how the Pats are too. I LOVE teams like that. I love watching teams like Baltimore and especially San Diego go down after them talking plenty of smack. And LT's whining is just pathetic. Merriman showboats all the time, but the Pats mocking him for it is beyond the pale?

Whatever, little whiner beeooootch.

The Pats have a great team that just gets it done. It's really hard to hate that. At least for me.

I think it will be a close game. I just hope Vinateri isn't secretly still on the Pats payroll...

I Will Cheer When Jimmy Carter Dies.

I'll do the same with Bill and Hillary. But "Mr. Peanut Pres" is more likely to die sooner, unless my hopes of Slick Willie OD'ing on cocaine snorted from a whore's ass crack comes true. Which would be the perfect end to our first cartoon president. BUT I digress...

Jimmy Carter is a slimy piece of steaming shit. And it won't be the extra day off of work I'm cheering and applauding when the scared-of-rabbit mother fucker croaks. I will be applauding because it's the best thing he can do for this world.

He's incapable of doing good things. He sucks.

He dies, I applaud. It's that simple. I cannot wait.

This post inspired by this and many other stupid acts by the cocksucker.

Hey You FAGGOTS! Stick A Cock In Your Mouth And STFU!

From HERE.

"LOS ANGELES - A gay and lesbian advocacy group demanded an apology Wednesday from "Grey's Anatomy" co-star Isaiah Washington for comments made following the Golden Globe Awards."

"demanded"? HUH???

These stupid pole smokers and fish-carpet-munchers can't take hearing the RUMOR of someone being called a faggot? That's fucking GAY.

Go have someone shit on your chest, freaks. Then go slit your own throats and hump the hole.

SILLY FAGGOT! DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS!

AIDS. KILLS FAGS DEAD.

Okay, that last one's just gratuitious. But I put it up to remind me to find that on a t-shirt just to offend the homos.

If they'd just shut up, I wouldn't care about them. After all, more fags means less competition for the remaining women. And other than Portia De Rosi, I've NEVER seen an attractive fish-baiter, so them being lesbos is no loss to me either.



I'm just so sick of them being a pissy, whiny minority group.

Good Thing They Banned Apartied...

Otherwise, there might be RACISTS in South Africa.

Nahhhh... the blacks are in charge. No problems there... hey! Remember Nelson Mendela! He was oppressed!

Damn hypocrites.

The ONLY Thing That Could Make This More Sad...

...is if they were French too.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,244862,00.html

"NEW DELHI — The United Nation's first all-female peacekeeping force — made up of 105 Indian policewomen — is set to deploy to the troubled west African country of Liberia, an official said Friday.

"Women police are seen to be much less threatening, although they can be just as tough as men. But in a conflict situation, they are more approachable and it makes women and children feel safer," Seema Dhundia, a unit commander, said recently.

Yeah. That will end well... FEMALE U.N. peacekeepers.

God help them.

Unless they're really just hookers in uniform. Then this whole thing would make a little sense.

Pissing In The Pool...

My brother dropped off a trash bag of linens when he moved out to become a Masshole. It had towels, sheets, blah, blah, blah. It also had a Drew Bledsoe #11 New England Patriots jersey.

Guess what I'm wearing to work today to piss off Colts fans?

I Hate John McCain

He's a piece of political shit. He's on the wrong side of virtually EVERY issue and he's very likely as corrupt as anyone else out there. And he gets to sit all smug because he was a POW. Whaaaaaaa....

That all said, this is damn funny:

He "joked in 1998 at a Republican fundraiser about the teenage daughter of President Clinton, 'Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.'"

From here.

Evan Bayh Is A Little Douche BITCH!

The vapid little fucker think it's a fine idea to shut up bloggers via THIS law. HERE is an interpretation of how this will likely be used.

Let cunt-boy Bayh's office bitches know what you think about that, will ya?

Here
and
Here

Unless you're one of those dolts that think these things just go away on their own.

Somehow, I don't see this raising as much ire as the vaunted "net neutrality" stuff. And this is WAY more important.

EDIT: BTW, I live in Indiana, that's why I'm picking on the Bitch Bayh. Our other Senator puts up a pretense of showing sense every once in a while and voted Nay. Probably for the wrong reasons, but it seems like a good vote to me.

My Brain Is ON FIRE! I Cannot Believe This One!

And the CAPTION: "Meatballs: mmmmm, tasty"
WHISKEY-TANGO-FOXTROT?

More Food For Food Thought... Or Something Like That...

Tip of the hat to this column.

From this book:
"One of the biggest evil influences on our diet is the presence of high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS), a sugar substitute that itself is a sugar found in soft drinks and many other sweet, processed foods. The problem is that HCFS inhibits leptin secretion, so you never get the message that you’re full. And it never shuts off gherin, so, even though you have food in your stomach, you constantly get the message that you’re hungry." (See page 192.)

This does not surprise me in the least if it's true. How else can I eat half a bag of Double-Stuff Mint Oreos in one sitting right after dinner and still feel starved? True, I'm on a steroid right now and those make me voracious (I love that word!). But still...

My only problem with the Lew Rockwell column isn't even an issue with the column itself. It's that stevia really sucks. It has a nasty aftertaste that I cannot personally overcome. And I really wanted to. Sweet taste with virtually zero calories? At least four cups of hot tea every day at work? That's got to be worth five pounds over the course of a year. Oh well.

I actually use a "raw" sugar. It's a dusky brown and tastes faintly of molasses. With all the tea I drink at work all day, I prefer not to stuff refined white sugar into my guts.

That's my philosophy with all foodstuffs. The less processing and the shorter the time and distance between ground where the plant grew and my mouth, the better.

It's A Natural Antibiotic... Right?

Let me just preface this with two statements. One: I'm not very attentive to housecleaning-type stuff on my very best of days. Two, I'm more than just a little distracted by life right now so I'm not IN my best of days lately.

Sooooooo... I'm making breakfast this morning. Two fried eggs, turkey bacon and a whole wheat English muffin. I put the turkey bacon on the plate and put it in the microwave. Then pull out a wheat English muffin. It feels really stiff. I look it over and it looks okay so I use the fork to poke it some and pull the halves apart. Then I put them into the toaster and hit the button.

Cook the eggs... blah, blah, blah... eat my breakfast... blah, blah, blah............

So I go to clean up a bit. I go to close the bag of the English muffins. And that's when I notice. The ones in the deepest part of the bag... are about THIS color (more gray though- think Frankenstein's monster color, just less lively looking).

Yeah. COVERED in mold.

I spent ALL dang day thinking about this. I'm not happy at all. I don't even know why I'm sharing this story other than to say "Look at ALL of your English muffins before consuming the one at the end of the bag."

Not a bad moral to take from it, I suppose.

She's A Dim-Witted Bimbo, But This Video Has Some Points...

PETA Video

I'm no vegetarian. You might take notice of my quote from Vox over on the right column. I love me some fried chicken and even some KFC. As long as it's not on the east side of Indy, because they all suck.

But I think when you see videos like this one, it makes you think. Things like "how healthy IS that chicken when they're raised like that?" I mean, they pump them full of antibiotics and other stuff to make them grow faster. It's just not natural. At all.

That's why I only eat these eggs. Unfortunately, I watched the X-Files once and they described how chickens are routinely fed chicken parts. And ever since, I have to pay about twice as much for eggs than your normal Grade A Eggs-tra-Large.

Again, I'm not a PETA believer, but I cannot see how making chickens into cannibals is a healthy thing. There's SOMETHING wrong there, if only on a vague spiritual level.

So yeah, I spend more on vegetarian fed chicken eggs. And I buy free range animals for my meat when I can afford it. It usually does taste better and I was just reading that beef raised free-range style has more Omega 3 than grain-fed.

It's like the difference between the tomatoes I grow on the side of my house versus the near-white tomatoes I get on a Wendys chicken sandwich. You pay more for quality, no doubt.

I'm just scared what I'm putting into my body sometimes. Give me pork fat, real ice cream and real sugar.

And real chickens. Not ones possessed by the spirits of their cannibalized brothers and sisters.

Not At ALL Surprising To Me, But Maybe Eye Opening...

to a few dorks with serious delusions about Islam being a "religion of peace". You know... like our El Presidente Jorge Bush.

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006701.htm

Well, it was a video of Raghead Mooslims talking as one would expect such Raghead Mooslims to talk behind closed doors. The videos have been removed, probably because some whiny Mohamed suckup cried over the truth being shown on the telly. I'm actually surprised such a video could have been aired over in England.

Since the videos have been axed, just read this instead.

I've read similar accounts in the United States where someone that speaks Arabic would go into a mosque and pretend to only know English and not react to the hatred spewing forth. Their English and Arabic versions are vastly different, with the Arabic versions getting the full hate-on and the English sermons being the light and pretty ones.

We shouldn't expect anything else. Their religion commands them to convert or kill the infidel kaffirs (that's us non-believing scumbags). If you look at most of the conflicts in the world today, I do believe that well over half of them involve Mooslims attacking their neighbors.

You don't blame a dog for licking its crotch. And I don't blame Mooslims for being suicidal lunatics. It's par for the course. Just keep their loony asses away from me.

I don't support El Presidente's current foreign endeavors in the least, but I do believe that the Mooslims are the enemy of the Western world. And that things are going to get worse before they get better.

Must have just been a 9mm, I guess.

This couldn't have been a .45, I'm thinking...

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Memphis police are investigating a home invasion that ended in a shooting.

Police say 84-year-old Willie Hancox called 911 around two Friday afternoon to say that he had shot an intruder.

Hancox says he fired two shots, hitting an intruder twice in the head.

Hancox says he is sick of the crime in his community.

"He said if they come in the door, I'm not gonna let them kill me and he meant that," says neighbor, Dorothy Dickerson.

Dickerson lives across the street and looks after Hancox.

Dickerson adds, "I say God is good, cause they had no business in there, and whoever did that got what they deserved. And, I say it in front of they face, not behind they back and I mean it."

....

It's a message homeowners hope criminals hear as loud and clear as a gunshot.

The intruder is listed in critical condition."

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Good job, Willie. Check that! GREAT job. It's called "pest control". Or as Kim Du Toit says, "Goblin Elimination".

Just use a bigger round or hollow-points next time and save the taxpayers some dough.

A Overdue And Rare Thing: A GOOD Government Idea...

Here. I cannot wait to hear the arguments against it.

The accompanying pic isn't too bad either.

" Bush to Welcome 10,000 Saudi Students to American Schools"

I cannot added too much to this. Except maybe my usual "WHISKEY-TANGO-FOXTROT?????".

As I told the dim-witted worker bee on the phone the other day: "They deserve to be executed as traitors."

"Tragically"????

From Here.

Headline: "Apparent break-in ends tragically when man asphyxiates in rooftop vent"

"Kenneth Ellingson, 38, was apparently trying to break into the Treasure Chest of Crafts and Hobbies at 1612 Benton St. when he got stuck in the narrow air vent and died of asphyxiation, authorities said."

Just HOW is this tragic? Man loses family in car crash that isn't his fault... okay. Tragedy.

Dumbass criminal dies while committing felony? Hmmmmm.... not so much.

Why Do Women Makes Themselves Look Like Whores?

WHY??

Here's a perfectly lovely woman. And she scars her body with DUMBASS LOOKING tattoos...

Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

I hate it. They look whorish and stupid. They make no woman sexier. Most especially when they're public ones.

If a lovely woman asked me to find her little tattoo in private, that's different.

But having the huge bullseye over the ass crack or the wristband tribal tats?

Man, that's just a damn waste of a perfectly fine woman part.

I'd almost say the piercings are better since they're not permanent. But they're for retards too.

Read This And Tell Everyone You Know.

Here

Almost no one knows about this and by the time our "leaders" get around to telling us about it, it will be too damn late to do anything.

I'm tiliting at windmills here and I know it. But I don't care.

I'm going into hock, stocking up on guns and hoping to get lucky with a lottery ticket so I can make my mountain bunker.

This isn't going to end well at all.

Is It Just ME Being Blind Here?

I'm reading about Rush's new CD being recorded and how some of Neil Peart's lyrics are going to relate to religion being used on both sides of the Middle East conflict. And I just read on Michelle Malkin's blog about how Christians and Mooslims are at war in Iraq and Israel.

I keep hearing this over and over and over.

And I just don't see it. I don't see how the U.S. administration or its action represents Christians. I just don't.

I'm not a Christian so maybe I'm missing something vital here.

I've never heard Bush say "God is leading us to do this in Jesus' name."

The government is actively HOSTILE towards Christians more often than not. Hell, WND.com just reported that the Navy FIRED a Chaplain out to dry for praying in Jesus' name.

WTF?

Can anyone explain this to me?

Google Supporting Terrorists? Hardly.

From here

"Terrorists 'use Google maps to hit UK troops'

Terrorists attacking British bases in Basra are using aerial footage displayed by the Google Earth internet tool to pinpoint their attacks, say Army intelligence sources.

Documents seized during raids on the homes of insurgents last week uncovered print-outs from photographs taken from Google.

The satellite photographs show in detail the buildings inside the bases and vulnerable areas such as tented accommodation, lavatory blocks and where lightly armoured Land Rovers are parked.

Written on the back of one set of photographs taken of the Shatt al Arab Hotel, headquarters for the 1,000 men of the Staffordshire Regiment battle group, officers found the camp's precise longitude and latitude.

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Soldiers from the Royal Green Jackets based at the Basra Palace base said they had considered suing Google Earth if they were injured by mortar rounds that had been directed on the camp by the aerial footage.

"Even if they did blank out the areas where we are based it is a bit after the horse has bolted as the terrorist now have the maps and know exactly where we eat, sleep and go to the toilet," one soldier said."

Okay, this is terrorist ingenuity, not Google supporting terrorists. There's a big difference. I don't see why anyone should be able to sue Google anymore than they would be able to sue a GPS reader manufacturer for a terrorist using one to hit the White House.

This sort of thinking really bothers me. I wouldn't even scream "Censorship" if Google voluntarily blocked certain areas of Google Earth at the government's request. But talk of suing seems excessive.

Too Amazing!! (Science article)

Archeologists are finding buried temples in jungles by looking at satellite surveys. Very interesting video and article.

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Video

Silly Me...

...I Forgot To Tell Her To Take Me Off Her Calling List.

So this survey taker calls me this morning and starts yammering, "asking" if I'd participate in a survey about Newt Gingrich and his "conservative" minions (my term, not hers.) She "asked" it in a manner that wasn't really asking. As if there was no question that I'd take the survey.

I said "No."

She response sounded like I'd slapped her.

I told her "The so-called conservatives are pathetic and deserve to be shot for treason." (Paraphrasing, she woke me up.)

She apparently didn't know how respond to that, so I said "Have a nice day" and hung up.

This is at least the 2nd time I've ranted to these dolts about how stupid the 3 Monkey Party is (that's the Republicans, BTW). I haven't donated money to them since 1996 when I tilted at the windmill of Clinton's re-erection (sic).

You think they'd have stopped calling after first my 3 minute lunatic rant to the telemarketers. Maybe next time I'll throw in some talk about the black helicopters.

My House Smells Like Onions...

Nothing else to add there. Just that I left out an onion I hacked up for my chili dogs at lunch and now the odour is filling up the house.

I just can't decide if I like it or not. I know that I do enjoy the smell of roasted garlic more, though.

Two Ouches.

Both from here.



OUCH. With the man right there...

And from Simmons' mailbag:
"Brett Favre and Tony Romo are ruining the NFL. Brett's a former drug addict who won one Super Bowl and nothing since he stopped popping pain killers. He'll have the record for most interceptions soon and is holding a good franchise hostage because he won't retire. And now Tony Romo, who kills his team in good games, is the new golden child of the NFL. During the Lions game, they kept saying "that's a Brett Favre play." What's a Brett Favre play, throwing into triple coverage and getting mad at your wide receiver? Why do people think this guy is good, because he puts up good numbers against crappy teams, then craps the bed in an important one? The NFL doesn't need another quarterback like that, we already have Peyton Manning.
-- Dave, Boston "

Yup. And even after the Colts winning today, Peyton looks weak. ESPECIALLY that 2nd pick to Ty Law. WHISKEY-TANGO-FOXTROT?

AND Peyton's expressions make him look like a whiny little bitch. Pathetic looks, dead into the camera. Hell, I probably look more adult whining after getting my ass stomped on Halo 2 online.

2007 Resolutions...

Hmmmmm....
1 - Drop my weight to 180 by summer
2 - Learn to play AT LEAST the standard blues on my guitars and bass.
3 - Earn enough OT $$$ to buy a 5 string EBMM Bongo bass in Blue Dawn Sparkle without using a damn credit card.