Why Morons With Good Intentions Need To Be Defeated

Now a little before nine minutes in, it just gets stupid. Before that, I'd love to hear an actual rebuttal to anything put up there.

"Too Big To Fail"

The arrogance of our "leaders" is stunning.

They sound like liberals. "The past can't repeat itself! We're smarter than those previous idiots! WE can make it work!"

What a sick joke. We're depending on the idiots that put us in the sinking boat to fix the problem.

That doesn't work with drugs, wetbacks, welfare, racial hatred, crime, foreign relations or any other problem the government works on.

So what the fuck makes anyone think Big Brother knows anything now?

"Too big to fail" is like tying a rope to the Titanic and hoping it doesn't drag you under too. Better to let the hunk of scrap just sink already.

Well I Feel Better! EDIT: Cigar Question

I note that most times, about halfway through a cigar it starts tasting bad. Why is this? How do I prevent this from occurring?

Anyone have an idea? Am I drawing too often? Not often enough? Tannin accumulation? Hell if I know.

It's bad enough I know I can buy the same cigar from two different places and have a vastly different smoking experience.

I'm just trying to figure this out to save dough and get better smokes. I don't smoke cigars anywhere close to often, but this is starting to frustrate me. I don't like wasting $6 for nothing. If I can figure this out, I would gladly buy a humidor.

EDIT: A pretty good explanation HERE.
"Q: How far down should you smoke a cigar?

There's no single rule here. The basic fact of cigar smoking is this: as you smoke, there is a buildup of tars and nicotine at the head of the cigar. Therefore, the more you smoke, the stronger the taste of the cigar will become.

Some people prefer that stronger taste and like to smoke the cigar to the knuckle-burning stage. Others find that the taste becomes harsh and/or bitter, and they prefer to stop smoking at about the halfway point. The only rule of thumb is to stop smoking the cigar when the taste becomes unpleasant."

I am glad to see this is a rather common thing. Although I note the editor can't count.

Movies Are Sooooo Fake Part III

The Terminator is much stronger than humans. The shotgun blasts wouldn't even knock him down.

HE Works In Mammarious Ways...

(I cannot believe I didn't have a "boobs" post label yet. What the hell is wrong with me?)

Oh yeah:



That's what I call a fucking SHOW!

Almost Puked From Laughing

LAWDY! IT BE WAFFLE-RIFFIC!

More tasty goodness.

Barack Me Obamadeus! and order your waffles HERE.

New Blog Sub-Title

I'm rather fond of it.

DAMN YOU Senators From Krypton!!!!

Just about right:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

UPDATE:
Two cases of "glass whores meeting stones":

Lindsay Hohan

and of course



And "OMG!" does Pambo look rough. Years of whore-ism obviously taking its toll. She used to be so cute, too. I guess that was some 17 years ago. Which is 119 in bitch years.

Oops, almost forgot about the crack addict:



Is there a single coherent thought there? He isn't even funny. If I sounded that ignunt, I wouldn't do podcasts. But I can just see his hanger-on-dipshits saying "Yeah, dawg! Dat da shit! Post it, Nigga!"

"Si, Senor! I mean.... YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS"

Tax dollars well spent...

I must agree that's rather Orwellian in nature.

Or is it that those are jobs Americans won't do?

That reminds me of this article HERE.

"Three years ago, employees at the meat processing company's Brooklyn distribution center voted to unionize, but Agriprocessors would not honor the vote. The National Labor Relations Board ordered it to do so. Instead, it is petitioning the Supreme Court to hear a case arguing that illegal immigrants do not have the right to join labor unions. If it wins, the company's apparent business model -- using illegal immigrants until caught but denying them union protections -- could usher in a new era of worker serfdom.

This should alarm people on all sides of the immigration debate -- those who favor stepped-up deportations and sanctions against employers of illegal immigrants, as well as those who support increased labor and civil rights for immigrants. Should Agriprocessors prevail, illegal immigrants would be vulnerable to even greater human rights and labor abuses than they are now, and employers would have more incentive not to hire U.S. citizens, who have the right to organize."

There's almost too much wackiness here for me to process.

Labour Unions demanding that illegal workers be recognized? Ummmm... brain... hurt.

I hate unions. They just suck. Requiring companies to recognize them is a violation of employers' rights. Letting wetbacks unionize is just too stoopid for words.

Of course, I'm also trying to figure out how any company making the argument avoids being fined into oblivion. How do you start to protest to the US Labor Board in such a fashion?

Because Breasts Are So Very Important!

http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2008/05/an_important_me.html

Great website. Lots of fun for the kiddies. If you want them to grow up serial killers.

One of the Few Respectable Donkeys...

More on Democrat Mike Gravel:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/022842.html

Funny to read that folks were PAID to root for Hillary and Obama. I'm not surprised, just amused.

It's my (likely vain) hope that more and more folks will see how Mike Gravel and Dr. Paul are treated by both their own parties and the media and get seriously pissed off. There's no excuse for it and we need their POV's to be heard.

The sooner we adopt their positions, the easier the inevitable financial collapse of our country will be to take.

We keep bailing out stupid notions like Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, and we're doomed.

I just wish I had my mountain cabin, some long rifles and a whole lot of ammo. (And a fine ass wench of a wife to warm my nights.)

ADDENDUM: It's worse than I thought.
I suppose the lengths to which the establishment bastards are willing to go is a good sign. It shows how desperate they are to snuff out the counter-propaganda messages of Dr. Paul and his ilk. The fact that the Mayor in the linked story refused to help is awesome. He's probably going to be sandbagged next election, but doing the right thing is often punished by this world.

My Anti-Drug...

HERE.

"Change" my ass.

http://hnn.us/blogs/entries/54292.html

I like this interview. First of all, the broad's attempts to morph her whatever accent into whatever it is that she's trying to achieve is quite amusing to me.

But this guy just doesn't let the hosts lead him where they want him to go.

And he nails it at the end, showing the Democrats for the enabling bastards that they are. If they'd dug in their heels after the 2006 elections, they could have stopped the Grand Iraqi Adventure in its tracks. Instead, they let Jorge continue.

That's important to remember. The Democrats, for all their bleating, are not the peace party. Not even close. Clinton continued the Iraq campaign throughout the 90's and put us into action in Kosovo. And the Asses (sorry, Donkey) put us into WWI, II, Korea and Vietnam. Great record. (/s)

Obama doesn't want to curtail American Imperialism any more than McCain. His own words condemn him as a wanna-be worldwide pseudo-dictator. The status quo really won't change, just certain specifics. More Americans will die needlessly because of his decisions. We'll still be spending our way into oblivion.

This is just cuz it made me laff.



(Hat tip to Jamie R.)

I Would Think Shane Would Have These By Now

HERE.

Brilliant Video Game Reviews!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/123-LEGO-Indy

That site doesn't seem to like Firefox 2. So you may have to open up the dreaded IE! like I did. So sorry about that. But it's worth it, so shut up and do it.

(NOT kid friendly, Dave!)

EDIT: Even better!!!!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/17-Guitar-Hero-III

And this:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8-Halo-3

Video Game Stuffis

This explains a lot.

7 commandments all videogames should obey.

Computer-related goofery:
5 things Hollywood thinks computers can do.
(The end of number 3 is particularly funny.)

Feminist Self-Parody At Its Best:

HERE
and
HERE
and
HERE (part 2 of the second link)

"demolishing the feminist myth of Joss Whedon". Now, I find a lot of Whedon's stuff to be purely juvenile crap at times. He's a lazy writer with an often adolescent mentality. That, and the dialog on the final episode of Buffy is just pukifying at times. But his work has its moments and overall, his shows are worth watching.

But THESE bits of ranting about Firefly's shortcomings are just comedic gold. I LOL'd quite a bit at the lengths to which this goofus reaches.

If these are any indication, I bet reading doctoral theses from Wymyn's Studies students is downright gut-busting.

Typical Liberal Lying Douches

That "life-long" Republican that's turned to the Savior Obama and introduced him the other night? He ain't no such thing.

But that bullshit image will resonate while the "correction" (if ever even admitted by the DNCocksuckers) will be on page A21 in tiny print.

More lying bullshit:
"Indeed, it appears the word “lifelong” is as difficult for Dean and the Obama campaign to define as the word “is” is to Bill Clinton."

But if it gets the Magic Mulatto elected, the lies are all worth it, right?