More Of Our Government's GREATEST HITS!

http://www.antiwar.com/orig/pilger.php?articleid=3702

I should be shocked, but I'm not.

Can't Argue With That...

"How much more insane can it be for courts in this country to routinely give celebrities a slap on the wrist for possession and use of cocaine while the U.S. government encourages a murderous, billion-dollar war in Colombia against the drug cartels? I will tell you flat out that if I were a Colombian police officer, watching the way the courts deal with drug violators in the U.S., I'd be damned if I'd get myself killed trying to protect some American movie star or politician from his own vices.

There are two solutions. One is to legalize drugs and treat the issue as a medical problem. The drug war is just a repeat of Prohibition and has accomplished the exact same thing – the creation of criminal organizations and widespread corruption of public officials."

From here.

Mark March 14th On Your Calendar!!!

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

I read this on an email many years ago. I loved the idea. It's STILL a great idea.

And they even link to tips on how to better blow your honey... how thoughtful and sweet!

Now I just need a wench, I mean sweetheart to whom I can give a few thoughtful gifts a month before...

Celebrate Kwanzaa! Rob A Liquor Store!

Tip of the hat to Vox for the idea. But it sure sounds like behavior the "founder" of this bullshit holiday would approve of!

The PC thing to do is to honor a fake "holiday" created by a sexual deviant rapist sicko.

At least the proposed "Steak and Blow-Job Day" (There's a site! Who knew?) is within the norm of sexual behavior. But since when do leftist douchebags* condemn sick sexual practices? I mean, fag sex is normal shit, right? Sure.


* --- They call themselves "liberal humanists" but are really totalitarian assholes.

Racist Faggot Rapist Targets Weak Men, Media Silent

Sound unbelievable? Read this and get back to me. What a fucked up world in which we live.

CEDRIC THE "ENTERTAINER" SUCKS BALLS!

That is all I have to say on the subject, except that anyone hiring him should have their genitals ripped off with a cocktail fork, followed by a dunk into a vat of salted rubbing alcohol.

Now I Find This Hilarious

Pot's #1!!!

"Marijuana is now the biggest cash crop grown in the US, exceeding traditional harvests such as wheat, corn and soy beans, says a new report.

The study shows that 10,000 tonnes of marijuana worth $35.8bn (£18.4bn) is grown each year; the street value would be even higher. This dwarfs the $23bn-worth of corn grown, $17.6bn-worth of soybeans and $12.2bn-worth of hay. Marijuana is the biggest cash crop in 12 states, with the value of pot grown outstripping peanuts in Georgia and tobacco in North and South Carolina. In California, the biggest producer, it is worth $13.8bn."

All because the government and its sheeple think that prohibiting things works.

Does anyone "in power" remember that stupid 18th Amendment? (Well the 19th was really stupid too, but that's a topic for another day.)

A Seriously Sad Way To Look At Things...

When looking back on the Ford years (both of 'em), be sure to stress what
he didn't do:

Gerald Ford never OKed illegal wiretapping

Gerald Ford never had to kill a rabbit with an oar

Gerald Ford never traded arms for hostages

Gerald Ford never aid "Read my lips, no new taxes"

Gerald Ford never got a blowjob from a chunky intern

Gerald Ford never got a blowjob - period

Gerald Ford never managed to run up the greatest national debt in our
history

Too Dang Funny (And True!)

Tip o' da hat ta Difster!

Headline: "Mom gets probation in baby's bucket drowning"

Barf worthy BS here.

Okay, wetback loser teenage mother tries to drown her sorrows and helps her kid drown instead. True, this does lessen our wetback quotient by one, but it's the wrong one. The kid might grow up to be a productive human being somewhere, someday. This foul douche obviously ain't gonna.

Okay, here's my favorite part:
"The baby was taken to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead. The cause of death was asphyxiation or drowning, the medical examiner's office said. The felony complaint against DeJesus said the baby smelled of alcohol."

Uh, if you soak a baby in barf and booze, ain't it GONNA smell of alcohol? And if they meant they thought the kid had been drinking, shouldn't they have done an autopsy to check the BAC?

Am I missing something here? (I mean, besides compassion...)

The NEW Adventures Of Drunken Blogger!

Should one blog whilst drunk? If one asks Nate, the Hot Poker Gargler, the answer is a resounding YES! Of course, how one says YES with a hot poker down his throat is beyond me.

Methinks me shouldeth not bloggeth whilst drunken on Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum (highly recommended, BTW!!) and Caffeine Free Coca-Cola. But here I am. Blogging whislt, er... whilst drunk. I think I poured too much rum into my glow in the dark Hardees cup. (I also really need to wash dishes.)

Wait! I need to watch the rest of tonight's Scrubs episodes. I'll be back later.

G'Night!

I Will NEVER Get Tired Of Watching These 'Tards.

More Stuff For Us Sexist Pigs...

Me rikey vera much!

Yeah... It's Like That...

A Thing Of Beauty

Sweet!


Scroll to the bottom of the page.

Okay, I'm Impressed...

Wow.

Talk about obscure crap on the internet...

Sounds Like A Poker Strategy I'D Use...

"Oh, I see. You checked on the flop to TRICK em!"

More goodness from here.

And even more...
"DUDES! I saw the craziest shit on TLC. There was this 17-year-old chick who had 2 HEADS! I mean, what if one of 'em wants it up the ass and the other one doesn't?!"
-Jason, on tough compromises
University of Nebraska

Bryan: Why was your sister so pissed off when she visited?
Allison: She was mad that she didn't hook up with any of my friends.
Bryan: Well I guess the apple doesn't fall very far from the... other apple.
-On family traits
Williams College

I Need A Length Of Rope And A Tree

For THIS judge.

Another interesting article about the JUDISSHELL SHYSSTEM!

Oh, He's Just Training For His Future Career...

"Better get used to these bars, kid!"

What ever happened to just beating kids?

More Warranted Skepticism About The Environment

Why I hate the media...

Tip of the hat to Vox.

I remember reading that there are landlocked areas of Scotland or Ireland that were seaports during the Roman days. So exactly how dire is a minor rise in sea levels?

Dennis Miller Ain't Half Bad

The last line's the best.

I Love The Internet...

Alternate Endings

Fuckin' A!

An Abbreviated version of...

PLEASE NOTE: NOT SAFE AT WORK OR AROUND KIDS!

A Very Good Point About Sports...

...sort of related to my "don't play commercials I hate" rule. Here's a Bill Simmons' article about sports announcers that I have to agree with.

I've never watched a game and thought "Man, those announcers are amazing! I HAVE to watch whatever game they'll be announcing next week, teams be damned!"

But I HAVE been annoyed by announcers to the point of changing the channel. I know my older brother has too.

Of course, bad announcing is never the guaranteed lock of my changing the channel as much as the damn Mellencamp Chevy commercials, but still.

Great New Video Game!

Wetback skeet

Too Funny...

Fucking Racist...

This is disgusting and needs to silenced. All of those damn racists should be in jail.