Mmmmm... Bacon Flavoured Vaginal Juice... (droooooooool)
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/the-jokes-on-us.html
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/our-newest-product.html
I guess you CAN make this stuff up... These guys are talking about making a bacon flavoured sex lube!
So I guess it'll taste like bacon instead of chicken or fish. (bada-BING!)
They haven't really made it yet, they just posted it as a joke and it's sort of taking off from there.
Choice quotes from emails sent to these loonies:
"If you could add some cheese to this somehow...."
and the "OH NO!" moment: "Has ‘squeal like a pig’ ever seemed more appropriate?”
What a world. And yet I'm sitting here thinking it's not a bad idea! I mean, what DOESN'T taste better adding bacon to it?
They also have lip balm in addition to their standard Bacon Salt and Baconaisse! I think a mail order is in order soon...
Aside:
A long time ago, I heard this joke on the Bob & Tom show. A comedian said he was now bisexual. If he wanted sex, he'd have to buy it! I love that joke and have said it myself more than once. It never fails to freak people out big time.
Now, from that link, we get the new-to-me-word "trysexuals (the ones who will try anything)". I truly shudder to think of the possibilities.
Another aside: I tried to make a new blog label titled "Bacon" but Blogger automatically tried to insert "Kevin Bacon is so Cool" in there instead. I'm leaving that blog title in there simply because Kevin Bacon IS SO COOL. (Luv you, Jeffifer!)
These guys are so cool/goofy/insane they even posted a link to a video slamming them!
3rd Aside: I love how the bottle is shaped like Astroglide's. There's a joke in there somewhere, but it's eluding me.
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/our-newest-product.html
I guess you CAN make this stuff up... These guys are talking about making a bacon flavoured sex lube!
So I guess it'll taste like bacon instead of chicken or fish. (bada-BING!)
They haven't really made it yet, they just posted it as a joke and it's sort of taking off from there.
Choice quotes from emails sent to these loonies:
"If you could add some cheese to this somehow...."
and the "OH NO!" moment: "Has ‘squeal like a pig’ ever seemed more appropriate?”
What a world. And yet I'm sitting here thinking it's not a bad idea! I mean, what DOESN'T taste better adding bacon to it?
They also have lip balm in addition to their standard Bacon Salt and Baconaisse! I think a mail order is in order soon...
Aside:
A long time ago, I heard this joke on the Bob & Tom show. A comedian said he was now bisexual. If he wanted sex, he'd have to buy it! I love that joke and have said it myself more than once. It never fails to freak people out big time.
Now, from that link, we get the new-to-me-word "trysexuals (the ones who will try anything)". I truly shudder to think of the possibilities.
Another aside: I tried to make a new blog label titled "Bacon" but Blogger automatically tried to insert "Kevin Bacon is so Cool" in there instead. I'm leaving that blog title in there simply because Kevin Bacon IS SO COOL. (Luv you, Jeffifer!)
These guys are so cool/goofy/insane they even posted a link to a video slamming them!
3rd Aside: I love how the bottle is shaped like Astroglide's. There's a joke in there somewhere, but it's eluding me.
Labels: Bacon, Kevin Bacon Is So Cool, sex
posted by mmaier2112 at 3:27 PM
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