Funny Bullshit

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/28/why-penn-and-teller.html

Nice of Mr. Penn to be direct about why he doesn't attack "The Religion Of Peace" on his show BULLSHIT. I guess Orianna Fallaci was old and lived alone.

The Atheist / Muslim Alliance

http://amboytimes.typepad.com/the_amboy_times/2007/02/the_list_of_thi.html
I'm looking at the link above and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

And I am knocking my head against the wall trying to figure out why atheists love to suck off Muslims.

They have no trouble whatsoever with decrying Christians. But have some raghead make a complaint and the atheist world bends right over to defend them. Make a comment based on facts and logical thought that could possibly be intentionally misconstrued as being anti-Muslim and you get a ridiculous reaction. "How can you be so intolerant?" is the usual response.

And don't even mention cutting off immigration from Arab countries on the terrorist watch list! Oh no, we have to keep importing lunatics from countries that hate us! We might have a semi-homogeneous population and we sure can't have that!

A kid carrying a Bible in a public school or a graduate making a speech referencing Jesus are beyond the pale but installing foot sinks for Muslims in airports is somehow okay? Using public funds to accommodate religious rituals is fine with atheists? I mean, it has to be! Where are the fucking lawsuits they love to file when it comes to Muslim demands on their tax dollars? How is this not violating the Constitution?

Atheistis defend the offended sensibilities of Jews too. But not to nearly the degree. I think that's just opportunism, as in the case of crying about the anti-Semiticism of "The Passion".

I just don't get it. The "it" in question being how they justify this bowing and scraping to a religion they believe is just as false as Christianity.

Is it fear? That seems insufficient since atheists don't have much to fear from the bastards until they have enough numbers to take over (like in some areas of France and the UK).

The funniest thing about it to me is how if these idiots live in an area that is ever taken over, they have to submit to every little demand of the Koran. So all the things we in a Christian nation are told we must be tolerant of (homosexuals, rampant promiscuity, 5 year old girls walking around with bare shoulders) will be met with mob violence and the raping of the offending females.

And the civil authorities will just shrug and say "You shouldn't have done that there. You should have known better."

Heck, they might even say "She was in their hood, she has to submit to Sharia." Then be stoned for being a whore without two male supporting witnesses to her rape.

Nah... I'm crazy...

There ARE NO Atheists In Foxholes...

But plenty of assholes in Atheism.

Instructive idiocy in action.

The Money Quotes for me:

"It’s funny how differently this played out than it did when I used to bait Christians into defending their faith. I said some pretty flippant and borderline-offensive things about Christianity and the Bible, and actually ASKED Christians to fight me on it. They did. And maybe 1% of them were even remotely hostile. The rest found it in themselves to answer my questions with a calm and civil tone, and it turned into a couple of really productive debates. But this? I make one offhand reference to a quote from long ago to describe the way I was feeling in a time of stress, and Jesus Wilford Christ, you’d have thought I said atheists are dirty festering hemorrhoids on the ass of humanity and should all be wiped out. The reaction - to something that wasn’t even remotely a bait - was damn near perfectly inversely proportional to the reaction I got from Christians when I actively baited them."

and...

"The thing about arguing with Christians is that you always have a trump card. The minute they get nasty, insulting, or hateful, all you have to do is mention that this isn’t what Jesus would do. That either shuts them down or proves their hypocrisy and their own personal failure to live up to what they’re endorsing.

Atheists, on the other hand, particularly the angry variety, well you’re just screwed. Not because they’re right or because their argument is superior, but because there is no overarching moral standard that they claim to adhere to and that you can use to prove to them their own hypocrisy. And some of them ARE hypocrites. Giant, flaming, outrageous hypocrites."