Stupid Jokes
Guy: You ever have Magic Sex?
Girl: Magic Sex? What's that?
Guy: We fuck and YOU DISAPPEAR!
Guy: You have something on your chest.
Girl: I DO?
Guy: My eye. (I would say "eyes" but, you know...)
What's a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his arse!
And just for fun, one non-misogynistic joke:
I love going down to the schoolyard and watch the little kids. Running, jumping, screaming... I don't ever tell them that they're only blanks.
Reflections on the day...
Go see "Men Who Stare At Goats".
This orange really, really sucks.
And anything with a name ending with "151" is probably going to be trouble.
Girl: Magic Sex? What's that?
Guy: We fuck and YOU DISAPPEAR!
Guy: You have something on your chest.
Girl: I DO?
Guy: My eye. (I would say "eyes" but, you know...)
What's a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his arse!
And just for fun, one non-misogynistic joke:
I love going down to the schoolyard and watch the little kids. Running, jumping, screaming... I don't ever tell them that they're only blanks.
Reflections on the day...
Go see "Men Who Stare At Goats".
This orange really, really sucks.
And anything with a name ending with "151" is probably going to be trouble.
Labels: goofy
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