Are There Any Hot Jewish Chicks?

I guess Natalie Portman, though she's odd looking at times.

Other than her, I am drawing a freaking blank here.

EDIT: Okay, found another one. SI Swimsuit Issue cover model Bar Refaeli. Before looking at her, I'd never thought I'd want to bang a draft dodger.

Damn Greedy Jews, Always Wanting The Discount...

SEE? Even rich Jews that HAVE the dough to spend just hire people to steal stuff for them....

Those bastard greedy Jews.

The headline reads:

"Spielberg unknowingly bought stolen art"

Translated: Steven's a cheap-ass Kike bastard that didn't want to pay retail.

Sad. Just sad.