REVENGE!!!!!!! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(Okay, I remember what I wanted to post now.)

So what's a good prank to pull on someone that's really annoying the hell out of you. I have a snitch bitch neighbor and I'm pretty sure she's whining to the town about grass and weeds and the such. And I'm not the only victim. (Which is a shame, cuz she kind of looks like a suckbot.)

I also know she's butted her nose into my business on a few other issues and I just simply need a good revenge. But I'm not having any good ideas come to me.

I need a revenge that:
* doesn't do damage to person, pets or property
* has complete deniabilty (FF spell checker says that's not a word? Screw them!)
* can't get me put in jail even if caught on video

Maybe fish guts in the bitch's gutters? That just came to me and I'm liking it. Maybe fish OIL in the grass around the front porch?

They have a pool in their driveway... hmmmm.... Baby Ruth bar?

BASTARDS! I did it again!

(Why do I answer the phone again?)

The Republican National Committee dickheads just called me again.

"Hi, I'm Dick Head from the Republican National Committee-"
"You're wasting your time."
"But sir, don't you want to see the Republicans regain the majority?"
"If I give to anyone it will be to individual Republicans. There's no way I'm giving to the RNC."
"But do you think the Democrats are doing a good job?" (Blatantly insulting my damn intelligence right there.)
"I'd rather slit my throat than give money to the RNC. Goodbye."

CLICK.

I'm ticked because, once again, I got angry and forgot to tell them to take me off their calling list.

It also occurs to me I'm still a registered Republican. I've been remiss in fixing that.

UPDATE: The RNC sponsoring Al Sharpton's gang? Outreach, sure. But AL SHARPTON? Why not Hezbollah while you're at it?