FUCK Newt Gingrich.

With a goddamned chainsaw.

The man is a lying piece of shit and an establishment slimeball. He stabbed the "Revolution" in the back by trying to play along to get along.

The Republicans would have to be total morons to put him up for prez in 2012. Which means it's very likely to happen, a la Bob Milktoast Dole in 96.

BASTARDS! I did it again!

(Why do I answer the phone again?)

The Republican National Committee dickheads just called me again.

"Hi, I'm Dick Head from the Republican National Committee-"
"You're wasting your time."
"But sir, don't you want to see the Republicans regain the majority?"
"If I give to anyone it will be to individual Republicans. There's no way I'm giving to the RNC."
"But do you think the Democrats are doing a good job?" (Blatantly insulting my damn intelligence right there.)
"I'd rather slit my throat than give money to the RNC. Goodbye."

CLICK.

I'm ticked because, once again, I got angry and forgot to tell them to take me off their calling list.

It also occurs to me I'm still a registered Republican. I've been remiss in fixing that.

UPDATE: The RNC sponsoring Al Sharpton's gang? Outreach, sure. But AL SHARPTON? Why not Hezbollah while you're at it?

Conspeeeeeerrrrrrr-aaaaaaaaaaaa-ceeeeeee

That's a Chris Squire song. For the 99% of you that just said "Who?", he's the bass player from the band Yes.

ANYWAY...

In late 2004, I got a call from the Republicans, warning me of the evils of John Kerry and how much I needed to donate to stop his agenda blah blah blah...

I told the lady off. I went on a good length rant about how the President had betrayed every principle that he pretended to have before getting elected. My reaction seems to have got me taken off of their call list. (Thankfully!)

In fact, interestingly enough, the only political call I've gotten here at home since was from the Democratic party earlier this year. The nice lady asked if I was going to vote for Hillary or Obama. I told her I'd rather slit my throat before voting for either one. (Related on this blog earlier HERE.)

I was just thinking about this...

Makes you wonder if the Republicans didn't give them my name and number in revenge for my "betrayal". Or more diabolically, if they didn't sell my name to the Democrats as a likely supporter.

DEAD Right.

(pun intended)



BTW: McCain sucks donkey balls.

Great McCain (In The Membrane) Promotional Video

About as anti-Ron Paul as you can get, eh?

Screw Lincoln Anyway!

From HERE:
http://billstclair.com/blog/the_american_lenin_2008.html

"L. Neil Smith wrote long ago how to tell a libertarian from a conservative. Ask their opinion of Abraham Lincoln. The conservative thinks he was God incarnate. The libertarian thinks he was a ruthless tyrant, and John Wilkes Booth's only mistake was waiting too long."

and

"The troubling truth is that, more than anybody else's, Abraham Lincoln's career resembles and foreshadows that of V.I. Lenin, who, with somewhat better technology at his disposal, slaughtered millions of innocents -- rather than mere hundreds of thousands -- to enforce an impossibly stupid idea which, in the end, like forced association, was proven by history to be a resounding failure. Abraham Lincoln was America's Lenin, and when America has finally absorbed that painful but illuminating truth, it will finally have begun to recover from the War between the States."

I'll add this: both Roosevelts and Wilson shoulda been drowned at birth. I'd also say every single president since FDR was a traitor to the ideals that made this country great. I'd say more likely since Teddy Roosevelt, but I must confess to some historical ignorance. I simply don't know enough about Taft, Harding, Coolidge or Hoover to say that with any honesty.

On my day off Monday, I'll have to remember whizz on a penny or two.

(How do you write Nelson from the Simpsons saying "Ha-Ha!")

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/019165.html

McUnconstitutional
Posted by Lew Rockwell at February 5, 2008 12:11 PM

The Constitution has little relevance to the government, but still it's interesting to note that the crazed John McCain was born, to his state-connected parents, in the Panama Canal Zone. The Zone, the product of US imperialism under the crazed Teddy Roosevelt, was never officially US territory. That is, McCain was born in a foreign country, and therefore not eligible to be president, according to the Constitution.

Okay, here's the HA-HA I was looking for:
http://supak.com/simpsons/wavs/nelson_ha_ha.wav

EDIT: WaterBoy pointed out that U.S. code changes this somewhat. I saw that and was too lazy to update this post. I think that the U.S. code is a little too lax on that score, but I'm a heartless bastard.

A Big Middle Finger To Johnny Boy!

McCain is a piece of SHIT. He's a backstabbing liar and a traitor to his fellow troops and certainly the POWs of Viet Nam.

Plus he has co-sponsored tons of un-Constitutional garbage, voted for tons more and proposed McCain/Feingold squelching of free speech around election times.

McCain and Kerry both suck donkey balls. Both brag about their war records, but neither wants full disclosure on their records.

McCain kept tons of POW documents classified and Kerry to this day refuses to sign the forms that would make his personnel file FULLY public - not just the few papers he likes.

Neither is fit to sit in the White House (of course, by my standards some three-quarters or more of all U.S. Presidents both suck and blow).

Is It Possible To Make A NEGATIVE Pledge?

From HERE.

Once a pussy, always a pussy. Newt wants a guarantee of $30 Million pledged before he does us the favor of running for Prez:

"You can't bring all your good ideas if you don't have the resources to communicate," Gingrich told reporters Thursday at a breakfast in Washington.

As Clint Eastwood said: "You want a guarantee, buy a toaster."

The bitchy whiner that led the Republican Revolution straight down the damn tubes wants to be President. Isn't that cute?

Can't he just drop dead instead?

Giuliani SUCKS!

From HERE.

Giuliani is a media creation. Giuliani was unknown until in search of name recognition he staged a stormtrooper assault on the financial firm Princeton/Newport involving fifty federal marshals outfitted with automatic weapons and bulletproof vests. On another occasion he had two New York investment bankers hauled off their trading floor in handcuffs.

Giuliani’s victims had done nothing and were exonerated. But Giuliani’s media stunts served to turn public sentiment against white-collar defendants.

Giuliani once bragged that by giving negative treatment to his targets, "the media does the job for me." Giuliani certainly had no difficulty manipulating Wall Street Journal reporters James B. Stewart, Daniel Hertzberg and Laurie Cohen or The Predators’ Ball author Connie Bruck. Milken, who had done nothing except make a lot of money by proving Wall Street wrong about non-investment grade bonds, was branded the "Cosa Nostra of the securities world."

Milken was set up perfectly for an ambitious and unscrupulous prosecutor like Giuliani.

Giuliani leaked to his media pimps that a 98-count indictment was coming down against Milken. As Milken had done nothing and Giuliani had no case against him, Giuliani’s strategy was to coerce Milken into a plea bargain. When Milken failed to send his attorneys to work out a plea arrangement, Giuliani used Laurie Cohen to report eighteen times in the Wall Street Journal that Milken would imminently face an expanded superseding indictment of between 160 and 300 counts.

Milken’s attorneys concluded that Giuliani, lacking any case, was far out on a limb and desperate for a face-saving plea. They worked out a plea to six minor technical offenses that had never carried any prison time. But Giuliani was determined to have his victim, and Milken was double-crossed by sentencing judge, Kimba "Bimbo" Wood, and spent two years of his life in prison.

Giuliani’s assistant US attorney John Carroll later bragged to Seton Hall Law students that in the Milken case "we’re guilty of criminalizing technical offenses. . . . Many of the prosecution theories we used were novel. Many of the statutes that we charged under . . . hadn’t been charged as crimes before. . . . We’re looking to find the next areas of conduct that meets any sort of statutory definition of what criminal conduct is."

Gee.. he's a big government asshole not afraid to abuse his power? Great. He's just like our asshole president Jorge Busho!

Fuck these big government assholes. He should run as a Democrat. He'd be more honest that way.

Pig fucker.

Bob Parks Rocks.

I really like this quote:

"So the next time any liberal tells you Republicans play the race card and bring up Willie Horton, please remind them of a Democrat district attorney named Mike Nifong who was willing to send innocent college students to jail for decades, just so he could use his Black constituents to get re-elected,"

From here.

Bill Maher Is An Ignorant ASS.

Bill Maher is a total asshole. His ignorance is on parade big time on this clip. Ron Paul acquits himself very well despite an idiotic display on Maher's part. Maher claims to be a libertarian, but he's just another idiot leftist that wants pot legalized and big government left to fester.

Everything Maher said was shot down calmly, easily and quickly. Even when Maher tried the O'Reilly trick of yelling louder with fake outrage. The audience seemed to love Ron Paul too, by their applause.

I hope Ron Paul gets "savaged" like this more often.

That way, he might actually have a chance in the primaries. He's a great man and a lonely voice in our government.

Libertarians can easily destroy almost every argument either Democrats or Republicans can offer. Most of the time, using their opponent's own arguments against them.

It's likely a vain hope, but here's too many more true libertarians running for office.

Another good clip:

(To Be Titled Later, When I Feel Wittier...)

Excellent destruction of the "Libertarian=libertine" silliness that fools like Cedarford (over at Vox's) love to blather on about.