KIDNEY-BAY

Say it out loud. That's just what I mean. Auctioning off kidneys.

We should get rid of the laws against selling of human organs. If I wanna hawk off one of my kidneys for fun, profit and sex - HEY! It's my right as an American!

But then again I think we should go back to selling cocaine at CVS so I know I'm weird.

I'm still waiting for a good objection to my selling one of my kidneys.

In fact, in case something goes wrong with the remaining one, I would say you get an institutional discount if you ever need to procure one for yourself.

I'm a marketing genius.