Why Mark's Idea Won't Work...

You don't marry the LBFM's and move back here. It's just a really bad idea. A selfish whore just isn't always that evident, especially when you change their environs. Much better to suck it up, do the digging and get a good girl that's already acclimated to this culture.

Now I hardly go around advocating suicide (unless one's last name is Clinton or Obama), but THIS GUY sure had a certain flair.

Off yourself and screw the LBFM left behind at the same time... seems like a decent revenge if that's your thing. Not that there's anything WRONG with that...

The news article should have at least had pics of the car afterwards... sick, I mean CURIOUS, folks like me wanna see these things.