I'm Better Than Kreskin!
THE INDIANA (INDIANAPOLIS?) FEVER ARE ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
It's halftime right now... Fever down by two points.
And now I will use my amazing predictive abilities here... IF the Fever wins the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP:
1 - Instead of overturning cars, someone will overturn a magazine to look for their keys.
2 - Instead of burning down a neighborhood, some guy will light a candle cuz he thinks it will help him get laid.
3 - Instead of guys rioting downtown about the Fever, they'll get together and yell at a bar to watch the baseball playoffs.
4 - Someone will rob a liquor store. Cuz that happens everyday anyway.
5 - 75% of Indianapolis will not even notice. But 98% of our dyke population will, because they're sporting mullets in the Conseco Fieldhouse crowd as we speak.
It's halftime right now... Fever down by two points.
And now I will use my amazing predictive abilities here... IF the Fever wins the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP:
1 - Instead of overturning cars, someone will overturn a magazine to look for their keys.
2 - Instead of burning down a neighborhood, some guy will light a candle cuz he thinks it will help him get laid.
3 - Instead of guys rioting downtown about the Fever, they'll get together and yell at a bar to watch the baseball playoffs.
4 - Someone will rob a liquor store. Cuz that happens everyday anyway.
5 - 75% of Indianapolis will not even notice. But 98% of our dyke population will, because they're sporting mullets in the Conseco Fieldhouse crowd as we speak.
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