Wednesday, October 07, 2009

I'm Better Than Kreskin!

THE INDIANA (INDIANAPOLIS?) FEVER ARE ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

It's halftime right now... Fever down by two points.

And now I will use my amazing predictive abilities here... IF the Fever wins the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP:

1 - Instead of overturning cars, someone will overturn a magazine to look for their keys.

2 - Instead of burning down a neighborhood, some guy will light a candle cuz he thinks it will help him get laid.

3 - Instead of guys rioting downtown about the Fever, they'll get together and yell at a bar to watch the baseball playoffs.

4 - Someone will rob a liquor store. Cuz that happens everyday anyway.

5 - 75% of Indianapolis will not even notice. But 98% of our dyke population will, because they're sporting mullets in the Conseco Fieldhouse crowd as we speak.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

On Our Wetback Supreme Court Nominee...

"so she would be the first lesbian-hispanic-affirmative action supreme court judge. I guess its too much to hope that she also has a prosthetic leg." --- trk

Says it better than I can, though the lesbo angle is from speculation, not verified reports. Not that Obama knowingly nominating a carpet-muncher would be the least bit of a surprise.

All that said, if the Republicans don't use this against her (and they absolutely should), they're never going to regain ground with their base. Joking about gutting the rule of law is actually legitimate grounds to oppose her, compared to the mudslinging typically used by Democrats in the Senate to "Bork" folks.

I was going to name this blog "An affirmative action President nominates an affirmative action SC justice." But I just laughed too hard at the prosthetic limb comment to not open with it.

UPDATE: And it just gets better and better. She's an actual member of a racist wetback group that promotes Mexico "taking back" the entire Southwestern United States when it's not performing illegal actions actively supporting illegal aliens invading our country (aiding and abetting, anyone?).

The Senate needs to out this whore as the stupid bitch she is. At least get it on the record that she has nothing to do with upholding the laws of our country.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

I Love The Internets.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Wow... Obama The Homo...



Guy goes on YouTube and challenges Obama to a lie detector test contest. Funny... too damn funny... I wouldn't doubt in the least that the Democrats have put up a homo druggie front-runner and have the balls to think they wouldn't be found out.

Two homosexual front-runners for the Demo Prez nomination. Too funny.

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Monday, November 12, 2007

"Cutest Couple"??

So some carpet munchers got voted "Cutest Couple". Whooop-de-doo... But of course, Mr. Vibrator-up-his-Ass Bill O'Reilly thinks it an outrage.

In the clearest case ever of lesbos being "trendy" (though I woulda thunk that would be "over" by now) and teens doing things just to freak out the adults...

These chicks were voted "Cutest Couple":I feel sorry for the guys at that school if THAT is really their "Cutest Couple".

And other than Portia De Rossi I've yet to see pictures of any hot real-life lesbos. Like girl Rush fans and leprechauns, I'm starting to think they just do not exist.

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Monday, April 23, 2007

More Pussy Liberal Bullshit

From here.

"Michigan student suspended for wearing 'I'm straight' sticker"

That's all he did. And they suspended him. Why? Simple:

Liberals are total cowardly pussies in every way. They cannot stand up for their own ideas, so they have to pass laws protecting them from contrary ideas. Their brains are very nearly vacant, save their stupid slogans.

They have nothing to offer. They are not smart. They are not moral. They do nothing but offer short-term feel-goodisms and offer everyone to indulge in hedonistic stupidity.

Never mind that everything they support is self-destructive. Facts cannot intrude on the world-wide group hug they wish to create.

This kid said nothing negative about cocksuckers and carpet-munchers. Those faggots and dykes. Those fairy limp-wristed pussies and ugly-ass mullet-bearing man wannabees.

This kid refused to bow at the altar of their multicultural and queer embracing agenda.

And so he must be destroyed.

Because these disease-ridden sexual deviants are cowards that cannot convince anyone of anything. All they have is the law-given ability to shout down anyone that doesn't love Big Brother quite enough.

Pathetic and cowardly pussies.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

What A Fuckin' PUSSY!

This nappy-headed likely-a-carpet-munching "Dorkus-Supremus" whines about the stupid Don Imus controversy: "Meanwhile the Rutgers women's basketball team appeared Thursday on the Oprah Winfrey show to discuss the controversy. "Not only did he steal our dreams, he hurt our character of Rutgers University, our state, and all who have been associated," Rutgers Head Coach C. Vivian Stringer said on the show."

(From HERE.)

Oh, no! Someone said something bad about the little girls on the Rutgers team!

"STEAL YOUR DREAMS?" What a little crybaby douche.

Here's a hint, you scared little PUSSY: Imus didn't DO anything to you. He didn't steal anything from you. Even if he called your HO's "niggers", it's still JUST WORDS!

Insults like "nappy-headed", "ho" and "nigger" say WAY more about the person saying them than the person at whom they are directed. You stupid, whiny, PC bitch. Suck it up and take it like a man.

I'd hate to see this bitch have a REAL problem in her life. She's probably depressed for a week every time she breaks a damn fingernail.

PUSSY!

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Great News!

The presale for the Dyke-O-Rama (AKA The WNBA) started today!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I REALLY Hate This Bitch.

I really hope I wake up tomorrow and read that she's dead of an aneurysm. Simply because anything really painful, like she deserves, leaves the chance of some fool doctor saving her foul ass.

From Here:

"Human Rights Campaign—Hillary Rodham Clinton

Recently, Hillary Clinton told the Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s leading homosexual-rights group in an unpublicized speech, “I am proud to stand by your side.” She said, The marriage amendment ” was wedge politics at its worst. It was mean-spirited, it was against the entire forward movement of American history. It was the first time anyone was proposing we amend the Constitution to deny citizens rights rather than widen the circle of rights and opportunities.”

“In the end, we stopped the Federal Marriage Amendment and we sent a strong message that we will not stand idly by when anyone tries to write discrimination into our Constitution.”

She assured the pro-gay group, “I want you to know this is exactly the kind of partnership we will have when I am President.”

“I have long supported civil unions,” she said. “We’re going to make sure that nothing stands in the way of loving couples, gay or straight, to adopt children.”

Hillary also said as President she would end the military’s policy of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

At the end of her speech, Hillary joked to members of the Human Rights Campaign, or HRC that “We can accomplish these goals because we have the same determination, the same can-do attitude and the same initials.”

No wonder she tried to keep her speech under wraps."

What a cowardly little used tampon she is. She doesn't even have the decency or the guts to stand up on national TV and spout off about how great faggots and carpet munchers are. Pathetic. Truly cowardly and pathetic.

I'm going to email the hell out of this before the election to anyone that I think is remotely religious-minded.

Not that I have any faith in the Republicans to put up anyone worth voting for.

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Yeah, All That Looks About On Target...



The media is going to suck Hillary's massive cock for the entire campaign. I just hope her true colours come through in the fight. She's a massive douche and she cannot help herself. I think she'll torpedo her own campaign just by being herself at the exact wrong time. At least that's what I'm hoping.

On the 3 Monkey Party side, I see no one except Ron Paul or maybe Trancedo worth voting for so far. My relatives from Mass. think Romney will play well. Yeah, in New England and New York. But his socialist crap isn't going to play in the South or the Midwest.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Our Next President!!


http://www.hillaryclinton.com/feature/video/

Man, I hope the shooting war starts soon... if this fucking whore is elected, it likely will be.

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

One more reason the WNBA needs to die...

Loser Dykes

After watching this, I really can't say too much more. It is VERY funny, though. Remember, these are PRO athletes. (Man, I couldn't even finish typing that sentence without snickering...)

EDIT: By the way, that's from the WNBA All-Star game. ALL. STAR. GAME. As in, the BEST these dykes have to offer! I noticed the words "All Star Game" on the video the first time I watched it, but it didn't register. Oh my goodness. What a pathetic effort.

Let's say it slow for the droolies: The best "athletes" the WNBA has to offer CANNOT MAKE UNCONTESTED DUNKS. What more need be said?

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