To honour the NO win

I'm gonna go shoot someone and then piss in the street.

Why the Bye?

If the NFL has 32 teams, why bother with a bye week? Just to make the season longer? Seems kinda lame to me.

THIS Stuff Is Why YOU Should Read "The Sports Guy"

"So ... yeah. I manage a bar in Boston, and after the worst Boston sports moment since 2003, the phone began to ring ... a total of 11 calls came in from random people in New York, 411-ing bars in Boston to heckle us. One of the bartenders is from Chicago, and she was completely perplexed. I simply explained, "This is why we hate New York so much." She nodded and said, "Now I see." I don't care how awful Boston sports fans can be, have any of us ever 411-ed New York bars? No, we simply roll cars with New York plates onto their roofs.
-- Matt B., Boston

ME: Or smash the windshields of cars with INDIANA license plates... even though they have Pats stickers in the windows... dipshits.

From The Sports Guy Mailbag column HERE.

More:

"You didn't jinx the Pats two weeks ago or in November. I just saw the last half hour of "The Karate Kid" and realized you completely hosed them with the first time you made Cobra Kai Yankees reference. Didn't you remember that Cobra Kai, while seemingly invincible, LOST in the end and their leader (John Kreese) turned on them after it was over (and was humiliated by Mr. Miyagi). Now I'm terrified of this offseason. YOU DID THIS! Now I have to hate the Giants, Daniel and YOU! With one reference you killed the Patriots' season, a good movie and possibly this offseason. Thanks. Please don't write anything about KG.
-- Mike M., Fort Worth, Texas"

(You're the BEST... AROUND!!! Nobody's ever gonnna keep ya down... You're the BEST! AROUND!!!) Full lyrics HERE. Man, I so thank God that Al Gore invented the Internet!

Anyway, go read the whole thing. If you hate the Pats and Simmons, it's still a fun read.

And It Makes Me Wonder...

Weird... but he DOES have a point...

"Do we even know for sure that this is LaDainian Tomlinson?"

From HERE.

Priceless!

More Priceless Pep Talks From Payton Manning HERE.

Just For Shane!

Great Commentary!

"The Ravens hate Indianapolis, but Cleveland hates Baltimore. But Joannie Loves Chachi and we love Paris in the springtime." - Al Michaels just now on Sunday Night Football.

As I just said over at Vox's, Al Michaels doesn't SOUND tanked...

Nice Pass, TO!

Nuff said.

The Good Vs. Evil Football Game Review - Second Half

I'm not happy about us losing. But just like with the Cleveland game where Lofton was called out when he wasn't, I would not have been happy winning with the biased ref-ing in this game.

I felt it was very much lopsided in the Colts favor.

Good game, but ruined by shitty calls.

The Good Vs. Evil Football Game Review - First Half

Pre-game
Jason texts me "Go Pats!". Thanks, Jay!

1st quarter

12:36 God awful "reception" by the Colts called by the ref with the perfect POV. How hard is that job? How much more do they need to pay for good refs?

I have to wonder if the NFL WANTS the Colts to win to punish the "evil" Pats.

10:15 (not even sure about the time) I have to wonder this ref'ing even further, maybe. That looked like offensive pass interference but my Mom was over here distracting me from the game at that precise moment. And I am without Tivo.

2nd quarter - around 9:00 awful pass interference call on Hobbes. The NFL's refs are starting to look as pathetic and biased as the NBA's.