Too Troo

Posted on Bungie.Net's Halo:Reach Forum (I was venting a bit.)


Posted by: JediEkim

If I can get a single intelligent response from the AI in today's campaign challenge, I'd love to know how.

I just love being blown up and run over by the skank Kat. It's better than a barrel full of retarded monkeys.

Posted by: Shadow 13th

Kat ran you over? That's your fault buddy. If you let a woman drive and she failed I would say that Bungie's AI programming is spot on!

As Shane Goes Into Geek-asms...

Careful, Shane. I don't want an aneurysm resulting from your reading THIS.

EDIT:
OOPS. And watching THIS.

EDIT: I get nothing from Shane OR Jason? WTF?

A Halo 3 Multi - Player Idea

I think a Halo 3 Drinking Game Tournament would be cool.

$20 entry fee. As many 360s hooked up via Ethernet as possible.

Random teams to start, flip a coin. Heads, red team. Tails, blue team.

All slayer matches with the members of the losing team all doing a shot or chugging a beer after each round.

You total up your killing score from each round and write it down to keep a running total.

Then the teams are shuffled with the top half of scorers on one team and the lower half on the other.

You play until someone reaches 1000 kills or all but one pass out. Losing team gets the odd man out caused by passers out.

This would be awesome for a weekend guys-only party.

Helo Tango Foxtrot?

(That's "HOW", I don't know if I made that up or not.)

You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me!!!!

I can only guess how many times I've fallen victim to complete BS like this on Halo 3.

Fall 2009? I Want it NOW!

TEA BAGGIN'!!!!!!!!

Fascinating website, shows ways to patch together multiple Halo 3 screenshots and make composite. With and without Photoshop effects. Some amazing pictures on here for you Halo 3 fans out there (all four of you).

http://haloramics.tiedtheleader.com/index.html

http://halo3screenshots.com/category/completely-bad-ass/

Just bad:
http://ahcs.bungie.org/comics/46/

The Master Chief Falls To (Lego) Pieces!

http://www.saber-scorpion.com/lego/halo.php

(Thanks for commenting about this, Dave. I found that link cuz of you.)

Wow. I am impressed. I wish Bungie would run with this! I'd buy them... for my nephew... (ahem).

Crap... reading that site, I just found out that if you earn all 1000 gamer points on Halo 3, you get the Security Armor. Now I have to really step up my playing! This is going to be a serious pain in the ass to achieve.

See also: http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2007/09/18/lego-halo/

I Usually Eschew The BS "Guy" Argument

but THIS is not a sport. And it's really pathetic that it's on ESPN. It's a sure sign that the network is desperate to raise its ratings.

Although it is just this side of awesome. Some VERY sick Halo 3 gaming there.

Secured My COMMANDER Rank!

I just wanted to brag that I've wasted hours of my life playing Halo 3. I broke a level 35 tonight, so I have guaranteed that if I keep playing til I get 300 wins, I will have my Commander rank waiting.

Now getting up to 40 is ... possible, 45 is very unlikely and 50 virtually impossible. But what's life without a challenge, right?

EDIT: Earned my Major this weekend too. I'm on my way. And I got up to level 38 on slayer before getting knocked down to 36. But we've got time. And if we don't, we have bigger things to worry about, right?

"What Do I Do When I Get A Boner?"

Pretty funny Halo parody.

Secured My "Major" Ranking Tonight

or more accurately, this morning. I got up to "30" on Halo 3 Team Slayer.

So now I need almost 100 more EXP and I get my rank of Major.

Pretty cool time-wasting device, that XBox 360...

New Maps For HALO 3 MP!

News
HERE.

WATCH THE MASTER CHIEF TAKE OFF HIS HELMET!

More Halo 3 Lunacy!

Great Stuff! (For Halo & Star Wars fans...)

And something ELSE for Halo 3 players to worry about...

Great Halo Video...

http://www.xboxottawa.ca/

Too Goofy For Words (Halo 3 related)

GREAT! More CDs To Buy...

I'm such a sad fanboy... the soundtracks for Halo 3 and Gear of War are coming out soon. I'm going to buy both, I just know it.

And I do actually listen to the two previous Halo STs all the time.

I'm Sure The Lawyers Are Already Preparing...

(Wherein I reveal even more of my geek cred...)

So I'm looking at my Oficial X-Box Magazine about "Halo Wars" a cool RTS game. And I notice there are new vehicles in the picture called "Wolverines". I look more closely at a picture (same as THIS ONE).

80's pop culture geeks, does it look familiar? It should. It's the exact same as THIS.

Yup. Bungie's made their "Wolverine" the same as Hasbro's G.I.Joe "Wolverine" vehicle. It came with the chick "Cover Girl".

Weird coincidence there, huh? I really don't think there was ever a "Wolverine" vehicle in the U.S. Army. But I could be wrong.

Halo Wars looks very cool regardless.